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Contents Vol. 3 No. 8

Welcome to Volume Three, Number Eight of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

CARRIERSfi2Carriers by Mark DuCharme returns with it’s gothic air of  shadowy creatures who might just be the living dead. Carriers is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite, and is told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist, Johnny. It takes place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city. Dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people like Johnny to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read more in the latest installment of  Carriers, Episodes V-VII .

btdv2n10fiIssue 8 brings to a close Colin Deerwood’s long running serial, Better Than Dead, A Detective Story, featuring the unpredictable peregrinations of private investigator Lackland Ask, aka Stan Gardner, aka Sam Carter, and now Dr. Jerome Paulsen, O.D. leaving on a freighter for Cuba one step ahead of the law, the mob, and the draft board. All the loose ends (and there were many) are tied up or disposed of (are they?), and now the fugitive confidential agent can exit stage left. Find out how the story ends in Better Than Dead, Episode 30.  (A note from the author reminds us that the cover of this issue is from an original Black Mask magazine, c. 1940, and as such was the catalyst and inspiration for the more than 150 pages of serial crime fiction that followed. )

doncoyoteThis issue also introduces a new private eye, Don Coyote,  brain child of Mike Servante, a newbie to the musty (and labyrinthine) halls of serial crime fiction although an aficionado of the genre, in a metatextual story that promises to be a lot of fun, titled The Man From La Mirada Perdida, A Don Coyote & Saundra Pansy Adventure. Read  inaugural episodes i & ii in this latest offering of imaginative crime fiction from Dime Pulp.

Dime Pulp regular authors Pierre Anton Taylor and Phyllis Huldarsdottir were unfortunately caught up in the  seasonal vortices that often cause time displacement, especially as the days get shorter,  and the imprudent certainty that there is still plenty of time to get everything done.  Phyllis’s steampunk adventure, Cheése Stands Alone, will return in Vol. 4, Number 1 in early 2024, as will Pierre’s crimefighter fiction, Just Coincidence.

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above. Dime Pulp Yearbook 23 will be available in late January ’24 as part of the annual archival review.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume Three, Number 8

Special Note: Dime Pulp, A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine has changed its posting schedule from  monthly issues to once every forty-five days (more or less—mostly more). Thus Volume Three will (hopefully) consist of eight issues (much to the relief of the overworked writers and production staff). Thank you for your understanding.

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Contents Vol. 3 No. 7

Welcome to Volume Three, Number Seven of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

CARRIERSfi2 Carriers by Mark DuCharme returns with it’s gothic air of  shadowy creatures who might just be the living dead. Carriers is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite, and is told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist, Johnny. It takes place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city. Dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people like Johnny to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read more in the latest installment of  Carriers, Episodes III & IV .

LCinset21Phyllis Huldarsdottir returns  with the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) searching for her anti-Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more in Episode XI of Cheése Stands Alone!

Batman-Logo-121Pierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence is about a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce who returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father. In this new episode, the young crimefighter continues to investigate the unexplained death of his father, and the robbery murder of old Rick, the candy store owner, as well as the strange new street drug, Wacky Waxx. Read more in Act 2, Scene 2, Part 3

BTD headLast but certainly not least, Colin Deerwood’s long running serial, Better Than Dead, A Detective Story, continues its unpredictable peregrinations featuring private detective Lackland Ask, aka Stan Gardner, aka Sam Carter, on the run again when he learns that his bucolic hideaway in the Three Lakes area is also where his nemesis, mob boss Yan Kovic, aka Mr. K, is ducking the feds. Now it is even more imperative that he make himself scarce, especially after a crooked local constable in league with Mr. K’s hoods try to finish him off. In the meantime, thanks to the moonshiner’s daughter and a lusty cousin, he learns a surprising revelation about his paternity. On his return to the big city from the country, still on the lam, Lackland Ask has to scare up some cash and make plans to flee the country under an assumed name with one minor hitch: he has to be blind. Read more in Better Than Dead, Episode 29.

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume Three, Number 6

Special Note: Dime Pulp, A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine has changed its posting schedule from  monthly issues to once every forty-five days (more or less—mostly more). Thus Volume Three will (hopefully) consist of eight issues (much to the relief of the overworked writers and production staff). Thank you for your understanding.

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Cheése Stands Alone XI

by Phylis Huldarsdottir

Cast of Characters (Partial):

nouveau lydia1ovlbluCaptain Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”), Airship Commander for Aerosud, a luxury liner airship company based out of São Paulo in the Empire of Brazil, who is searching for her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, an outlaw and antigovernmental rabble rouser.

serpainovl2Professor Doctor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, who has abducted Lydia to get her to pilot an illegal unregistered airship to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republic) on a mission of mercy in exchange for helping her find her father.

Untitled-1Serpina, a young girl who serves as Serre-Pain’s assistant and snake handler and who is also a psychic Vessel.

 

vladyovlVlady, an older bearlike man also in the employ of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium and a traveling circus strongman Lydia recognizes from her past.


PyarePyare
, a young man with dreams of being an airship pilot, and member of LBFDS (the League Bousculier Francaise Du Sud) helping Lydia and Serpina rendezvous with Serre-Pain and Vlady at an illegal airship.

pax victorianaPax Victoriana, a period of peace imposed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its enforcement arm, The Admiralty, dating from the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign to the present for a total of 180 years which includes the TSR (Temporal Shift Realignment) of 56 PV (1893 AD) after which Commonwealth calendars where recalibrated to reflect Her Royal Majesty’s peaceful rule (following the devastation of the first Pandem and its resurgence 30 years later as Pandem II).

karlakolaChief Inspector Karla Kola, head of the IOTA squad charged with capturing Commodore Jack Cheése and Lydia’s nemesis and pursuer.

 


Chapter XXV

Lydia felt dirty. She hadn’t washed in days, really washed bio clean in weeks. Her pores were caked. And a hard rain was falling, chilling the air and blocking the light. They had made it to the chapel just as the rain began. The primary reason the chapel was abandoned was that it did not have a roof. A stone archway and overgrown trellis provided a refuge of sorts out of the rain from the downpour. Pyare had removed the slot velo’s bioweave tarpaulin from the boot and they clustered under it as large drops splashed in the pooling rain at their feet.

Serpina had withdrawn into herself, huddled, arms folded acrost her chest. Pyare was agitated, scowling and fidgeting. They had hidden their vehicles in the underbrush overtaking the crumbling stone walls at the edge of a deep darker wood. Now they awaited a let up in the weather. They could travel cross country following the occasional stream or animal track and the contours of the landscape keeping to a southwest direction. They would undoubtedly run into clansmen. Everything depended on which of the clans they encountered. If they were Fourierists or Communards, there could be a problem. Briefly that was Pyare’s plan and he assured Lydia that he had an acutely sensitive sense of direction.

Lydia had not been impressed. With the best of luck it would take them at least two days to reach Autre Lyons. The biobars were not enough to sustain them over that time.

“We’ll have to go raw,” he’d offered cavalierly, “We’ll forage, berries, wild fruit, gardens, maybe even fish.”

The thought still alarmed her. Organic material. Lydia shuddered.

Why am I here? She stared at her hands clasped before her around her knees. It was simple enough, or started out that way. She remembered her father as the most reasonable of men, except. There was a flash point. She’d heard stories, and witnessed once while her grandmother, Brie, was dying, the incredible energy of his anger. The last time she saw him was when he wished her good luck as she left to train at the Admiralty Air Academy. Brie had passed the year before and left her son a small fortune, large even by Commonwealth standards. He was never around much, traveling. She never really knew him as an adult. And now ten years later she was a hunted fugitive because she was looking for him.

Jack Cheése had retired as a ranking officer in the Admiralty Medical Corps, a top bio research clinician with the rank of Commodore, as had been his father, Harvey T., and the aged patriarch, great grandfather Bart who had been in the forefront in the fight against the global black mold infestation and variant spoors which some had claimed was an invasion from a hostile planet, disproved by great grandfather and his formulated bacterial strain that neutralized the spread of the invasive rapidly reproducing mold. Bart was one of the heroes of Pandem One, as they called it, a team of men in white lab coats conducting tests, analyzing, experimenting, failing, succeeding, and finally producing a strain that would stop the replication. From that work a number of novel bacterial strains were developed and later refined to serve industry and society. A second outbreak, long after the great Bart had retired, of a mutating fractal variant that further devastated large regions of the globe, especially in the Northern Hemisphere, wiping out vast tracts of forests and grass lands down to mineral soil. Grandfather, Harvey T, was involved in what was dubbed Pandem Two, but primarily in research on the campus of the Mendel Institute for Biological Research which had developed the reproductive drive, the technology that revolutionized modern airship transportation. She had never learned what her father’s work involved only that it was top secret. His retirement from the Corps was unexpected, hardly anyone retired from the Admiralty, but was attributed to his mother’s death.

When she returned at holiday break after her first semester she found him gone, He had disappeared, leaving not a word. His friends in Rio Paulo were mystified. Everyone feared the worst, an accident. Polite inquiries were made with the police, hospitals, a missing person’s report filed. IOTA was notified as he was a retired Admiralty officer. The men in the black hats had interviewed her, asking their probing insinuating questions. She was put off by their arrogant demeanor.

And then it was time to return to the Academy overlooking the dunes of Gdansk. She’d considered dropping out when she received a message in the most unlikely place. She had wandered into a bookstore in a plaza near the family home in Rio Rio which everyone pronounced Rio-io. She was browsing for something to keep her mind off the worry for her missing father and resigning her dream of becoming an airship captain.

She’d picked up a book titled Don’t Tell Anyone, the story of an illicit affair late in the reign of the Queen, around the time of her rapprochement with her nephew, Wilhelm. It was by the bestselling Commonwealth author Anthony Blair, also available on voice box. It was on a table display of a new memoir of a Panam War veteran titled, I Am Alive. She was also attracted by a rather bold spine that read Have Faith in large gilt letters.

Lydia had returned to the Triple A, as the cadets called it, and resumed her studies and training under the sponsorship of the Brazilian airship behemoth, Aerosud Luxury Air Ships. Friends in Rio Rio kept her apprised of any news of which there was none. Jack Cheése had disappeared without a trace. The Emperor’s secret service had closed its investigation. She had friends and in-laws at the Court in Nova Brasilia because of her Guzman connection, her husband being one of that royal clan. No one knew anything or was saying anything if they knew. He was missing and presumed dead.

She had graduated at the top of her class with distinction as well as a gold medal in combat arts in her final year, defeating the reigning champion, her Russair rival, Karla Kola. Her compulsory two year service in the Admiralty Air Corps was spent in an intelligence brigade stationed at the Clockwork Commonwealth’s embassy compound in Greater Houllas in the Slave State Republic of Texas in charge of the lighter than air transport pens, an assignment certainly well below her abilities. She did distinguish herself during the Bushwhacker Rebellion, ferrying hostages to safety after the ceasefire. She should have been stationed at the Admiralty Headquarters in Greater London, but that post went to Karla Kola, her raven haired nemesis. The feeling that she had been singled out, sidelined, isolated from the real intelligence action stayed with her through her service. Upon discharge she began her career as an airship pilot, rising in rank to Captain with the honorific of Commander when she was put in charge of the large luxury dirigibles.

It was while she was stationed in Greater Houllas that she’d first heard the rumors of an anti-government agitator known as Commodore Jack. She had gone to the favelas that had grown up around Greater Houllas and found herself in an early American artifact shop. The shopkeeper, obviously a native with long white hair and a scar on his forehead, had eyed her suspiciously. She browsed among the artifacts of the old West, native bead work and antique weapons, arrowheads and real skin moccasins. On the door to the shop was an announcement for a boxcast titled The Queen Is Light, The Victorian Mirage, one whose subject would be banned in the CC, by an underground boxcaster who went by the name of Commodore Jack. She noted that the broadcast was on a prohibited band, one most certainly monitored by IOTA as not only was it illegal to tune in to the frequency but it required some illegal modifications to the box receiver filter. In the lawless USSR, those prohibitions were regularly ignored, despite the treaty with the Crown.

The modifications were easy enough to make on an unsanctioned box she bought on the black market. She recognized the voice of the boxcast immediately and it shock her so that she had to power down the device. Once the spinning of her thoughts subsided and the realization that it was her father’s voice, she tuned back in to the banned frequency. Yes, it was her father spewing toxic chemtrails, a soup of gibberish antigovernment conspiracy theories and ICER propaganda, and invective against the royal family, especially the crown prince, Victor, whom Commodore Jack claimed was a hologram. It was trash and she was mortified that it was in her father’s voice. She soon learned, after discrete inquiries, that Commodore Jack’s boxcasts were immensely popular in the unaffiliated states of North America and on the African and Indian subcontinents. She couldn’t comprehend that her father would subscribe to such sloppy thinking and base idiocy. It disgusted her.

Nonetheless, she was determined to find him. Perhaps he had been kidnapped by anti-monarchists and rebel environmentalists who were predicting a climate change that would cover the earth in glaciers. She felt that she had to talk to him, convince him of his error, and if all else failed, commit him to a care facility in Rio Rio. Her first inquiries resulted in visits from the men in the black hats with more of their insinuations. She realized then that she was under surveillance by IOTA.

She had hit upon a solution. She remembered that her father read the London Tines, a micro-macro manufactured food gastro culture magazine, religiously. He read every word even the classified ads at the back of the magazine. She had placed her notice asking for information to his whereabouts using her father’s childhood nickname of “Pepper” along with a tidy reward to be paid in Victorines.

The answer had come in the person of Jean-Pierre Sere Pain and his itinerant medicine snake show at which point she was effectively kidnapped to pilot an unregistered airship from the vicinity of Autre Lyons to Djibouti in the Horn Of Africa Republic, a rat’s nest of air pirates, Icers, and anti-Commonwealth discontents, on a mission of mercy. In return for her assistance, she would be reunited with her father or at least receive assurances of his proof of life.

Which was how she found herself listening to the rain beat on the tarp covering her and her two companions and watching pearls of light form along its frayed edge.

 

Chapter  XXVI

A house stood attended by large oaks and surrounded by a gaggle of geese, picking and rooting and disputing loudly suddenly alert to their presence. The house was quiet in itself and a lazy canopy of smoke hovered about the chimney and indicated that it was inhabited. The road leading up to it appeared well traveled and as Lydia and her companions drew closer they could make out a faded signboard hanging over the entrance. It depicted a lion and a bear in an embrace, either dancing or fighting. The geese raised a ruckus and reared back with their wings flapping in challenge to the intruders.

The trio had spent the previous day slogging through the underbrush. Once the rain had let up, they had left the soggy shelter of the abandoned chapel, their destination, the vague misty shape of the steep sided razorback ridge of the upper Massif. They made their way slowly, laboriously, climbing higher, scurrying across the barren fields from copse to copse of trees and in the shadows of large boulders. They’d watched the air activity taking place below, close to where they had just left, from their vantage point on the steep hillside. The gendarmes had deployed observation blimps and light gliders that circled over the tree tops like birds of prey.

Once the sun went down, they had had to take shelter under a rock outcropping on the upside of the slope. The bio energy bars had long been devoured and their trek having itself devoured the consumed energy, they ended up hungrier than ever. Fortunately Pyare had had the presence of mind to roll up the tarp, slinging it over his shoulder, and they huddled under it, keeping close to each other and sharing their exhaustion and sweaty body heat.

The earthy scents assailed Lydia’s nostrils. It reminded her of bivouacking with the other cadets in her squad at the Air Academy. It had been pleasant because of the camaraderie of her peers. And she didn’t dream that years later she’d ever be called to experience exposure to the elements again. She didn’t feel like making small talk, numb as she was from the encroaching cold. And Pyare’s enthused optimism had retreated to dour brooding. Yet Serpina’s physical closeness to the young man had turned her cheeks rosy, eyes half closed as if she were seeing something at a distance.

The discomfort of the makeshift shelter had caused them to continuously shift position and displace previously advantageous perches in trying to seek some comfort on the rough rocky ground. Finally, Pyare rolled himself up into a ball and Serpina spooned him, Lydia having no other choice but to wrap her arms and the trap around both of them.

First light found them cresting a ridge and staring down into a rough rock strewn valley coursed with ravines and fissures. Conifers and oak groves dotted the rolling expanse as clumps of bright greenery.

Serpina had pointed down to a layer of smoke hovering above a row of oaks. There was a small settlement in the crook of a paved road. They knew that they could get food in the village but also ran the risk of being detained by the local militia. They’d agreed to keep to the fields and the hillside, avoiding the inhabitants if at all possible. They could easily be mistaken for refugees and turned over to the authorities.

Pyare had gone ahead of them to reconnoiter, looking for a farm or an orchard where food might be found. He’d returned shortly grinning, a smear of purple around his mouth. He had found an abandoned vineyard and had retrieved a few clusters of grapes the birds and animals had missed.

Serpina had plucked the fruit eagerly. Lydia was a little more cautious. Ingesting unprocessed organic matter was something she was not wild about. She had brought the deep purple pearl to her nose to gauge its scent, but that told her nothing. She put it in her mouth and rolled it around her taste buds. Earthy, but then she was covered in dirt so why should it matter. She bit down. The liquid that filled her mouth shocked her and she’d almost spit it out. A sweet sourish taste that wasn’t entirely unpleasant led her to sample a few more until she was no longer concerned that the fruit was not factory grown.

Somewhat refreshed they’d followed a stream from which Lydia had wet a handkerchief to wipe some of the dirt from her face but according to Serpina’s comments, now her face was streaked with mud and she looked like a wild savage.

It was about then that they crossed a little stone bridge to find themselves before the public house at the sign of the bear and the lion guarded by a flock of geese. Accompanying the honking fowl was the aroma of cooking food which hasten their advance at the behest of their stomachs.

Lydia in the lead paid no heed to Pyare’s comment that they were about to encounter one of the clans, the most dreaded of them all, the Ancient Order of the Phalange, if the sign board said what he thought it meant.


Next Time:  The Ancient Order Has An Odor

Contents Vol. 3 No. 6

Welcome to Volume Three, Number Six of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

carriersfiDime Pulp is please to introduce a new seral fiction titled Carriers by Mark DuCharme (yes, that’s his real name). Born in Detroit, Michigan, Mark earned a BA from the University of Michigan and moved to Colorado in 1990 to attend the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics at Naropa University, where he earned an MFA. A widely published author, Mark lives in Boulder where he works as an English instructor. Carriers is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite, and is told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist, Johnny. It takes place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city. Dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people like Johnny to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read Carriers, Episodes I & II to learn why.

LCinset21Phylis Huldarsdottir returns after a one issue hiatus with the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) searching for her anti-Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more in Episode X of Cheése Stands Alone!

Batman-Logo-121Also returning after a one issue absence is Pierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence. A privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father. In this new episode, the young crimefighter continues to investigate the unexplained death of his father, and the robbery murder of old Rick, the candy store owner, as well as the strange new street drug, Wacky Waxx. Read more in Act 2, Scene 2, Part 2

BTD headLast but certainly not least, Colin Deerwood’s long running serial, Better Than Dead, A Detective Story, continues its unpredictable peregrinations featuring private detective Lackland Ask, aka Stan Gardner, aka Sam Carter, on the run again when he learns that his bucolic hideaway in the Three Lakes area is also where his nemesis, mob boss Yan Kovic, aka Mr. K, is ducking the feds. Now it is even more imperative that he make himself scarce, especially after a crooked local constable in league with Mr. K’s hoods try to finish him off. In the meantime, thanks to the moonshiner’s daughter and a lusty cousin, he learns a surprising revelation about his paternity. After a fatal gun battle with Kovic’s hoods, he and the moonshiner’s daughter must now dispose of the bodies. This episode features a very rare occurrence of Ursus Ex Machina  and the obligatory pulp sex scene. Read more in Better Than Dead, Episode 28 , Dime Pulp’s longest running serial fiction!

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume Three, Number 6

Special Note: Dime Pulp, A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine has changed its posting schedule from  monthly issues to once every forty-five days (more or less—mostly more). Thus Volume Three will (hopefully) consist of eight issues (much to the relief of the overworked writers and production staff). Thank you for your understanding.

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Cheése Stands Alone X

by Phylis Huldarsdottir

Cast of Characters (Partial):

nouveau lydia1ovlbluCaptain Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”), Airship Commander for Aerosud, a luxury liner airship company based out of São Paulo in the Empire of Brazil, who is searching for her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, an outlaw and antigovernmental rabble rouser.

 

serpainovl2Professor Doctor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, who has abducted Lydia to get her to pilot an illegal unregistered airship to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republic) on a mission of mercy in exchange for helping her find her father.

Untitled-1Serpina, a young girl who serves as Serre-Pain’s assistant and snake handler and who is also a psychic Vessel.

 

vladyovlVlady, an older bearlike man also in the employ of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium and a traveling circus strongman Lydia recognizes from her past.


PyarePyare
, a young man with dreams of being an airship pilot, and member of LBFDS (the League Bousculier Francaise Du Sud) helping Lydia and Serpina rendezvous with Serre-Pain and Vlady at an illegal airship.

 

pax victorianaPax Victoriana, a period of peace imposed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its enforcement arm, The Admiralty, dating from the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign to the present for a total of 180 years which includes the TSR (Temporal Shift Realignment) of 56 PV (1893 AD) after which Commonwealth calendars where recalibrated to reflect Her Royal Majesty’s peaceful rule (following the devastation of the first Pandem and its resurgence 30 years later as Pandem II).

karlakolaChief Inspector Karla Kola, head of the IOTA squad charged with capturing Commodore Jack Cheése and Lydia’s nemesis and pursuer.


Chapter XXII

Lydia Cheése, Airship Commander, cast an eye across the small fenced courtyard cluttered with an array of rusted hulks and parts to land conveyances. The chaos was reflective of the way she saw her own predicament, also chaotic. She had been abducted into this other world less than two weeks earlier. She had been grasping at straws in finding ways to reach her father. She was desperate, and that straw had floated her up the Loire to Oldest Orleans, from whose ramshackle suburbs she was trying to flee. Now she was looking at sorry excuses for transportation. That wasn’t the only thing that made her heart race. There was no telling how soon the two policemen they had overcome and trussed up would be discovered and raise the alarm.

Serpina stood off to one side as Pyare pushed open the iron door to the large rusted metal shed with broken windows replaced by the thick webs of the gallows spiders and a faded sign that read “Steam Is Clean. There was the stink of lubricant and bio sludge among the innards of bio drives tinged with surviving colonies, some as large as a hand, iridescent, and imploded bio batteries leaking a pale florescent coral ready to burst at a touch like giant puff ball mushrooms.

The door to the shop groaned open. In the dark unlit space, Lydia recognized the shiny bulk of the heavy transport SLOT, the Spring Loaded Overland Transport. The spring turbine took up two thirds of the triple track axles giving the vehicle its wedge shape. They were notoriously slow and she couldn’t imagine outrunning police flitters or even their bio boosted velos in one of them.

Pyare must have read her thoughts, or perhaps Serpina had read them and transmitted them to him. He yanked at a tarp to uncover the double wheeled SLOT V model. It was an updated version of the ones she remembered from the SLOT V races she attended when she was enrolled at the Admiralty Air Academy. Often her fellow cadets would compete on the tarmac in the shadows of the large dirigible pens. That had been long ago, forever, it seemed. This particular SLOT with the magnetic torque rewinder could be quite fast. It still looked like a segmented bug with the seat and wide handlebars in front of its oversized turbine.

“There’s only one problem.” Pyare made a face. “It can only carry two.”

“Yes, Serpina and myself.”

“You won’t be able to traverse the Massif without my help. And there are the Clans.” At Lydia’s frown, he added, “And have you ever driven a SLOT V? It can be pretty tricky.”

Something had caught her eye otherwise she would have made a point of decisively correcting his assumptions with a litany of her accomplishments on spring loaded velos. She had made out the shape of the hoop behind a stack of boxes and shelving. It had been a while since she’d seen one or even thought of them, an item from her youth in São Paulo, competing in the Junior Brazilian Monoroda League tournaments, a monowheel. She strode closer to get a better look. The gilded letters of its manufacturer said it was a Hemming. She glanced over her shoulder at Pyare, “Does the monowheel still run?”

Pyare laughed, “It does if you want a broken arm. Or head.” When Lydia continued to move the large wheel out from behind the clutter, “Only maniacs can ride that thing. And Doyle, the guy who owns this shop, is the only maniac I know who’s been able to stay in the saddle for more than a kilometer!”

“Too bad I can’t show you my first place trophy from the LBJM, Liga Brasileira Júnior de Monoroda. My ability to steer one of these was one of the factors that qualified me for the Air Academy. An Airship is a snap compared to these contraptions.” All of a sudden she felt elated, here was something she could control and it solved their problem. “Serpina can ride with you and I will follow on the mono.”

Lydia rolled the wheel out into the courtyard. The seat had collected dust and some harmless mold, the kickstand resisted at first but finally sprung loose to prop the monowheel up so that she could examine it more closely. The gyro gear was stiff and she had to give it a few turns before it responded. The traction hub looked well lubricated. And the ratchet lever on the spring mount took a few kicks before the key began to wind. She straddled the seat within the hoop of the wheel, gripped the handlebars and released the clutch. The monowheel leapt forward like an eager colt.

Chapter XXIII

There had to be a plan. Lydia insisted. Mere setting out across open country in the belief that they would arrive in Autre Lyons without a map or a guide was folly. What were the expectations of success without proper planning? Her Academy training was showing. First, how many klicks would they have to cover?

Pyare said he had heard of a man who had traveled the distance in two days, dawn to dusk. The man had been shown the secret path by an old clansman, an ancient track traveled by the local inhabitants for hundreds, even thousands, of years.

The Massif had been spared the infestations that had devastated the countryside to the Northwest, a vast area now under the governance of the Clockwork Commonwealth since the very first viral bio infestation, more than a hundred years ago, and administered from Greater London, the seat of the Crown and the Admiralty. Every country that had been afflicted was in some way indebted to the Commonwealth for its quick work in staunching and containing the spread of the toxic bacteria. Large tracts of land around the world, some the size of small countries, bore the scars of these vast deserts. Some blamed the weather patterns and, of course, bio pollution. It was learned only too late that the biologic solution to stopping the spread of the plague on photosynthetic life acted as well as a petro-phage, reducing much of the world’s underground oil wealth to mere brackish water, coal veins collapsing to dust, mountains crumbling, sink holes undermining, entire villages swallowed up by the earth.

The great devastation occurred worldwide leaving large swaths unlivable and even contaminated. The countryside suffered the most and then the urban centers suffered from the influx of refugees. There were food shortages as once arable land had been rendered barren. And riots. It was brutal. Many many people lost their lives to the “human epidemic” as it was sometimes called. What humans did to each other was madness in the service of survival.

The Clockwork Commonwealth under the direction of the Queen and the Admiralty had signed an agreement with most of the world’s countries and independent states, including the Empire of Brazil and its subsidiary clients on the African continent, but particularly those of the Northern Hemisphere affected by the worst loss of territory—the snow dunes of Siberia, the dead lands of subarctic Canada, the wastelands of St. Louis, the Missouri breaks, and the Mississippi trickle—that they would work together to never allow a situation like that to develop again. But all that was ancient history.

“But of course, some areas like the Massif have survived.” It was almost like Serpina was reading her mind. “And because it has survived, it has become a special property, frozen in time by governmental edict, penetrable but impenetrable. People have been known to disappear travelling through the Massif, never to be seen again. Nothing has changed there in over a hundred years, probably even longer, eons perhaps. It is populated with robbers and thieves, poachers, secret blood thirsty cults, and peasants.”

“Don’t believe what you’ve heard about the Massif. Most of the horror stories are put out by those who live there. They don’t want people nosing about, especially refugees.” Pyare shrugged, “And they don’t like strangers—can’t say I blame them.”

“Then how do you propose to cross this so-called hostile terrain. We can’t very well fly over it.” Although at that very moment, Lydia wished that she could. She was a sky pilot, her feet did not belong on the ground.

“There’s something else. I need to find something else to wear. This makeshift skirt will not last long on the monowheel. I need trousers!”

Serpina giggled.

Pyare quipped, “Yes, I was wondering about your Frida the Fearless outfit. Is it some kind of costume?”

“Your trousers!”

Serpina laughed out loud.

Pyare smiled at Serpina and Lydia, and then stopped. “You’re serious.”

Chapter XXIV

Lydia slipped into Pyare’s trousers. The urgency of their plight didn’t leave any room for argument thought that certainly was the young man’s intent, Serpina had laid a hand on his arm at his first objection. The legs were long and required a few upward turns to clear the ankles of her heavy real leather boots. The belt with the large brass clasp depicting Frida the Fearless cinched her waist waspishly. “This is real wool? Not lab manufactured?” She ran her hands over her hips. “Rough but with. . .substance. I will return them when I can find suitable exchange, perhaps when we arrive in Autre Lyons.” She folded the hood of the burnoose back keeping it fastened at the neck and over the shoulders of her snakeskin jacket. She fit the bullet shaped helmet she had found under the seat compartment, along with the gauntleted gloves, on her head.

Pyare had to be satisfied with the saggy stained coveralls that belonged to the mechanic who was shorter and not as slim. He glared at Lydia as he seated himself on the SLOT V with Serpina mounting behind him. “You look formidable.”

Lydia touched two fingers to her temple in salute and bade him to go ahead with a wide but grim smile. “You don’t look so bad yourself.” She was referring to the dark purple tugglemus he’d wrapped around his head. A large shop smock engulfed his makeshift outfit making him seem larger, intimidating. The turbine whined straining against the clutch before the SLOT V shot out onto the road

She eased the monowheel forward to follow them. It was going to be a bumpy challenge considering the road’s patchwork of pavements and pot holes. The monowheel was designed for the smooth surface of the racing tracks in the velodromes. She had rarely taken one out of the stadium, and then only her great skill had averted any spills, the centers of gravity so unpredictable but she finally got the wobbles under control. She raced to catch up with Pyare and Serpina who had disappeared around a curve on the road ahead. Leaning into the turn, she felt it. What it was like to be in full control as a singular force of being and machine returning as a visceral memory. How old had she been then? That ambition and that drive, a certain recklessness. It had been tucked away, a memento of a transition into life as a cadet in the air academy, graduating as a lighter than air pilot with a gold medal in the close combat competition, and her term of service as an ensign with the Admiralty at the embassy in Greater Houllas, the capitol of the United Slave State Republics, during the Bushwacker’s Insurrection. Her installation as a pilot with the Aero Sud fleet upon her release from service. And soon, as had been planned by her mother and aunts, she wed.

In no time, Lydia had sight of Pyare and Serpina as they were emerging out into the countryside, leaving behind the sparsely populated edges of Outer Orleans. Now the roads followed the contours of the terrain. Terraced knolls and fields were covered with bio tents where workers tended the rows in wide straw hats. The original plan had been to join one of these labor gangs as a way out of Oldest Orleans. Until Chief Inspector Karla Kola, her nemesis from their Air Academy days, and whose Russair team she had helped defeat in the close combat competitions, showed up at the checkpoint with a squad of her IOTA agents. At least now they were well away from the city. But by now the police were likely on the alert, and they had become fugitives and refugees. The road sped past tangles of growth reclaiming the ground where houses sat abandoned. The few heavy transports, steamers or the lumbering cargo SLOTS, were easily overtaken and passed without peril. She was feeling comfortable in her monowheel, still alert to any quirks, like the gyro ratio always needed adjustment, especially after navigating curves. But it had the requisite power. At one point in the road, a stretch that ran like a straight line to the horizon, she sped up and passed Pyare with the wave of her gloved hand. He glared back at her grimly, Serpina, a beatific smile on her lips, her head pressed against the young man’s back, arms secured around his waist, and holding on like she was riding on a cloud.

Lydia’s sense of triumph didn’t last. The wheel was losing speed, the rotations slowing like the spring had come unwound. A peculiar odor said the power pack under the seat had overheated. She should have checked the coolant before they set off. But this model usually had an auxiliary. Unless it had been cannibalized. She hated dealing with chemistry. She came from a family of scientists and doctors. A lot of her Academy mates had gone into industrial bioengineering when they couldn’t pass the flight requirements but elected to stay in the Navair sector. She would have just as soon joined the circus, like her mother, than become an airship drive chemists. They all had God complexes.

Pyare screeched to a stop. He wasn’t gloating. “A good thing you stopped.” He pointed further down the road. “Serpina says we’ve gone too far. Something’s there, beyond those trees. Something lurking.”

“Lurking?”

Serpina nodded solemnly. “Yes, I feel it. Anxiety. Elation. Fear. Rage.”

“Possibly police, a checkpoint?”

Pyare nodded. “Possibly. Or a farmer’s market. Either way we don’t want to take any chances.” He pointed behind them, “There’s a road a few klicks back. It leads to an old abandoned chapel. We can hide the slot and the wheel there. Then we walk.”

Lydia nodded in agreement, staring at the open drive compartment. The odor of the power pack spelled trouble. “The pack is baked. I have to change it out. If there is an auxiliary.”

Pyare dismounted, the spring of his velo whining at the restraint. “Doyle always kept one.” He opened a compartment on the inside rim of the wheel behind the seat. He reached in and held up a charged power pack wrapped in a coolant net. He pulled back when Lydia reached for it. “Let me do it.” He yanked the pungent spent pack out with the thongs set in the compartment door. It crackled when it hit the ground. The auxiliary unit fit snuggly and engaged immediately, the wheel chain spinning with new energy.

Reversing course, Lydia followed close behind the slot velo and considered their future prospects. Walking would require energy and unlike the monowheel they didn’t have auxiliary packs for themselves. How were they going to cross the Massif on foot without food or drink? Pyare had liberated a few bio power bars from the mechanic’s pantry that smelled as unappetizing as they looked. Still, the future looked bleak as if they were staring into an abyss of uncertainty. The path she was on had started out of concern for her fugitive antigovernment father, Commodore Jack Cheése, and now she had become a fugitive as well, pursued by agents of IOTA. Soon enough, they arrived at the turn off and the rugged road to the abandoned chapel. There was something else she didn’t care for and there wasn’t anything she could do about it. Dark ominous clouds had rushed across the sky and blocked the light of the already hazy sun. It was going to rain.


Next Time: The Clans of the Massif

Act Two, Scene 2, pt.2

by Pierre Anton Taylor

Crime occupied his mind. Not just petty crime or corporate crime. Murder. He had little doubt. The lab tests were inconclusive. It didn’t matter. Whoever was behind his father’s death was sophisticated. It was made to look like a heart attack. Not uncommon for a man of his age. Wayne wasn’t convinced. It didn’t pass the sniff test.

And old Rick’s death was murder, there was no question. The police had yet to apprehend the suspect because they didn’t have a suspect. Robbery was the motive, they claimed. The candy store had been doing better business because of the construction and renovation of the old Battery Works next door. Someone was envious. Or greedy. Or both.

Wayne Bruce looked out over the night scape of the city at his feet from the penthouse terrace. Christmas decorations and neon advertisements brightened the streets of the business district below. A skating rink had been installed at City Center. The sound of voices and music, caroling, could be heard faintly, carried by the frigid wind. He had slipped the extreme weather mask off his face to sit above his forehead. The collar of his jet black jacket was sealed by the mask’s overlapping skirt. The lightweight thermal gloves sealed at the wrists kept out the below zero chill. Knuckles reinforced by a granular composite packed to punch. His tightfitting downhill racing leggings, also black, topped a pair of solid custom made steel toed boots.

His pager sounded in the pocket of his jacket. He didn’t bother with it. He knew what it was. The ghost number. His ghost father was calling him to revenge. To avenge his death. And that of poor old Rick. To serve justice to those who would do evil. He would go, out into the frigid night, down to the ice and slush of the darkened streets. There he would face his adversaries.

Turning to reenter the penthouse, he caught a glimpse of his reflection in the wide darkened glass of the sliding doors. It was a silhouette, a lithe dark shadow, the mask rumpled on the top of his head gave the impression of tiny protrusions resembling a pair of horns or ears. He was an avenging angel, he thought, or something else with wings.

Sliding open the door to the penthouse to retrieve his parajump gear, he was reminded of what the maintenance man had said, complaining when the door jammed off track and allowed the December wind to whistle through and snow to pile up on the expensive carpeting. “This suite’s got problems with doors.”

He was surprised. He was unaware that there was a door problem.

“Oh, a couple of times. Before Mr. Bruce died. I told them they needed to replace the whole thing because it hadn’t been installed properly when they changed the casing from French doors to double sliders.” And as an afterthought, “The door to the service access, right about the same time. The key pad failed. I had to call the company. Never had that problem with a lock and key.”

Apparently a minor inconvenience. “They, the Electrolocks Company, sent a technician out right away and he just replaced the entire unit, didn’t take more than fifteen minutes.”

Wayne had been given the grand tour of the Legacy Towers security setup. It was adequate without being intrusive, mostly motion detectors and remote cameras monitored after hours by the night manager, and by a concierge and assistants morning to evening. The service access keypads allowed entry to the upscale suites and flats whose activation triggered the ceiling camera, recording, time stamping, and alerting the monitoring staff. State of the art, the general manager had assured him.

“That’s one of the reasons it took them so long to get in here when the accident happened. That keypad stopped working again. The new overnight man didn’t know how to enact the bypass. Or hadn’t been told how to. It was a mess, as you can imagine, the fire department, the ambulance, the cops.”

What were the odds of a keypad failure so soon after replacement?

“They’re a big company, Electrolocks, they service most of the buildings in the downtown district. They had a good rep. I mean, until this happened. But I know their service supervisor went nuclear, accused the plant staff of tampering with the device, using unauthorized parts because he was sure he was going to be sued because of a malfunctioning keypad.” But for the hint of self-satisfaction, there was more. “When he was told that his guy had installed it, he claimed that they had no record of the service call and no tech had been dispatched to this address. The concierge was tearing his hair out by then. And if that wasn’t enough. The door to the penthouse elevator started acting up,” confiding, “I don’t do elevators.”

There was the drop as if the wind had been caught by surprise and the blur of lights and shadow until the wing snapped taut and lifted him above the roofs of the tall buildings below.

Wayne dragged the equipment out onto the terrace overlooking the city night skyline and set it at the edge of the parapet. The maintenance man had made the point.

“They had to call the elevator company to send a repairman out. It wasn’t the usual crew, just a couple of guys who said they were sent from the main office because it was a priority job. They knew what they were doing. Didn’t take them long. It looked like a cheap plastic ballpoint pen, or something like that, had got caught up in the track. Probably one of the cops or firemen dropped it when they were milling around after they found Mr. Bruce.”

A cheap plastic pen had lodged in the elevator door track impeding it’s closure. What happened to it? Was it discarded at completion of the repair? Returned to the shop accompanying the repair report? And then discarded? Nor was there any certainty that it was a plastic pen, it just appeared to be a clear plastic tube shattered at one end.

Wayne unzipped the large duffel and extracted the wing suit, a prototype he’d had the BATS Lab put together, the product of long discussions and brainstorming with fellow base jumpers and sky divers, some of whom were aeronautic engineers. The sheer wing panels unfolded and tail piece stretched in place, it looked like a paper airplane ready to be launched by a rubber band. So much for high-tech, he thought to himself. The object was to hang under the wing structure and glide down, the body webbing of the suit providing the drag and extra maneuverability.

The surveillance system and laser discs in his father’s office the Smith Brothers had uncovered still remained a mystery. The material could not be accessed without a combination of letters and numbers typed into the keypad and so the expectation of learning what the old man had recorded was muted. One of the electronic techs at the lab was of the opinion that it might take a while, but it could be done. It appeared to be a custom proprietary system. He’d asked Robin to work with the tech. If anyone could come up with a novel approach, it was Robin.

But other than that big surprise in the middle of his discussion with the Smith Brothers about the source of the salting of the grounds at the old Battery Works with toxic substances, the question was who had the most to gain from declaring it a toxic site and getting the government to pay for it. It was serious fraud and it likely required some collusion between interested parties, first dun the feds, and then sell it dirt cheap to developers and investors. It sounded like good business, and a lot of hands needing to be greased. He wondered how much old dad knew about that arrangement. Had he been killed for his opposition? Supposing he had opposed it.

Wayne had stepped on that idea with both feet. It was instinct. He wanted to preserve a memory of a beginning, the grounds for Wallace Bruce’s successful business empire, but also his early memories of it as a thriving community, a family of sorts when everybody knew his name or nicknamed him Triple A or Battery Boy. That’s what he was holding on to. And by converting the old battery factory site into a battery museum as well as a showcase for his antique car collection, converting the old office building to a satellite office for Bruce Advanced Technical Systems, he would begin the slow restitution of a neglected, bombed-out part of the city to the vibrant community it once was. That was the plan at least, the Bruce Give Back plan.

He had given the Smith Brothers, Rosy and Goldie, the information that Robin had learned about JKR Corp. That was a company owned or at least fronted by Joseph Kerr in partnership with Riddler Corp. There was a lot of background of Kerr and Rosy knew some of it. “A place to start,” Rosy had commented. “Riddler is a different proposition, a front company behind another front company, it’s an enigma. We don’t know who we are dealing with,” he’d cautioned. but the brothers, arrogant as ever, had laughed it off. “This is our meat!”

The wind whipped at him as he lifted himself onto the stone parapet that ringed the penthouse terrace. Harness cinched tight across his chest, he slipped his feet into the stirrups of the tail piece, the wing frame rattling at the frigid gusts. He did not look down, a rookie mistake, and let himself drop forward, angling into the thin freezing air. There was the drop as if the wind had been caught by surprise and the blur of lights and shadow until the wing snapped taut and lifted him above the roofs of the tall buildings below. The controlled flight pressed the arctic weather mask against his face, modified goggles keeping his vision clear as he maneuvered his descent toward the blinking rooftop beacon in the distance.

In the past week he had extended the distance of his night flights. This was the third and longest of his attempts, bringing him closer to the outer city district, less than a mile from his base at the Battery Works. Bion Ripley had installed the beacons at the different locations. Now that the work at renovation of the office building on the old factory grounds had progressed beyond the rebuilding phase, Wayne had employed him as a manager and neighborhood advisor. Bion was enthusiastic about Wayne’s plan to revitalizing the area. Otherwise, he knew that if something wasn’t done soon, and the neighborhood was further degraded due to drugs, delinquency, petty crime, and homelessness, then it was only a matter of time before the city razed the district and sold it off to out of state, or even foreign, investors. That, and an affection for old Rick, made them collaborators.

At the last minute, he caught hold of the brick ledge with one hand but not before he was vaulted over the side and slammed into the side of the building.

And Bion had learned something disturbing surrounding the shooting at the candy store. He was convinced that the murder of the old man was not the result of a robbery. There was still cash in the register drawer, not a lot, because it appeared that Rick had moved the midday take into the hidey-hole, and it was still there. It was the other thing that was disturbing.

“When they were done with the crime scene, I went in and took a look around. I found the stash in the hole, behind the candy counter, where he always dropped it, untouched. And I looked around for anything that was missing or out of place. At first I missed it because I didn’t pay a lot of attention to the display. But then it hit me, there was candy missing!”

It was difficult to believe that someone had killed the old man over a candy bar.

“It wasn’t a candy bar. It was the Wacky Wax. All of it!”

Even so, to shoot someone over an off brand wax candy seemed, at the very least, deranged.

“I know it sounds crazy, killing somebody over crappy candy. So I asked around, and someone offered to sell me some Wacky Wax. And the way they told me, I knew. They were selling drugs and using the same packaging as the wax candy.” Bion had shown him the package and it looked exactly like the original except that an extra X had been added to the name. Bion had explained, but Wayne quickly grasped the reasoning. Someone had access to the manufacturer of the ersatz candy, the packaging at least, and was using it to sell drugs.

“I copped some of the Wacky Wax with the extra X and here’s what I found. You snap open the wax candy and there inside is a little lozenge of the drug. And it’s cheap. People are getting strung out behind this junk, whatever it is, and it’s flooding the district.”

There was no question as to who was behind it. One of the many enterprises that could be laid at Joe Kerr’s doorstep. Wayne had sent a sample to his lab. The initial analysis had confirmed his suspicions. It had properties similar to morphine and heroin, but effective in miniscule amounts. He had said nothing when he read the report. He knew very well where he had encountered that substance before. Not that he’d had anything to do with it. It was Charlotte Taste’s party drug of choice. On the street, it was known as Wacky Waxx. In the elite circles that his ex-fiancé traveled, it was known as TDF, To Die For. But what did they care. If things got out of hand, they just checked in to a clinic, like the one Linus Paul operated, got themselves a full body blood transfusion, and they were as good as new. On the street, Wacky Waxx left you to die in the gutter like so much dust and debris.

Thinking about Charlotte always scattered his concentration. He was right on top of the beacon and he had to act right away. He yanked on the ripcord to release the rigid wing and felt himself drop toward the rooftop, but too quickly. He had misjudged. The heavy wingsuit now was just a liability. He landed on both feet and rolled. He was too close to the edge of the roof. The momentum was carrying him over. At the last minute, he caught hold of the brick ledge with one hand but not before he was vaulted over the side and slammed into the side of the building. It knocked the wind out of him although the wing suit had cushioned much of the blow. Still he was dangling five stories above the deserted street below. With a great effort he grabbed the ledge with his other hand and pulled himself back up onto the roof and lay there letting his racing heart calm down. A thought crossed his mind. Charlotte would be the death of him.


Next Time: A Dark Knight Disrupts The Wacky Waxx Factory

Better Than Dead—28

by Colin Deerwood

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Thorny was a problem. He wasn’t where I left him after I’d clobbered him with the can of beans. I froze in front of the cabin’s porch. The Scout was still there. But the shadows were deeper and longer as the sun settled behind the trees at the other end of Little Lake. My ears piqued, I listened for any sound that he was nearby. I crouched lower, head cocked. I examined the dark shadowed undergrowth among the trees, ahead and behind me. If I was lucky, Thorny ran off when the shooting started. A snap of shrub or stick turned my attention to the path leading over into the berry bramble. If he still had his shooter, I was fish in a barrel. I ducked around the fireplace where the cook’s earlier fire smoldered and sent up puffs of smoke. I was looking for something to defend myself with. I picked up the skillet. It was heavy but too small and I didn’t think I’d have much luck batting bullets away with it. There was an assortment of forks but no knives. I knew where the knives were. In the kitchen. But I’d have to get into the cabin through the front door. A wide open target. I grabbed a length of firewood from the kindling pile. It was too short. Now I was sure something was coming from the direction of the brambles by the rustling and commotion. The loud grunts. Maybe I’d broke his skull when I walloped him with the gunny sack weighted with a can of beans and a jar of white lightning. And he was writhing in a death agony in the berry bushes. I grabbed a stout faggot from the smoldering coals in the fireplace and poked my head around the corner of the cabin. Even in the encroaching dark it was obvious something was shaking the bushes. It had to be Thorny.

“He was dripping blood from his jaw!”

I looked at the stick in my hand. It was smoking. The tip was a red hot coal. If I got close enough, I could poke him in the eye. I dashed across the yard to the shadows of a large lilac bush that Granny had planted there many years ago. I realize that the glowing end of the stick was a dead giveaway and was about to toss it when I heard a sound I was sure Thorny could never make. And I was right.

A large bear stepped into the clearing and poked its nose in the air. I knew enough to bury my leavings when I was done eating for the day. But I figure that Ruthie had left in a huff and didn’t bother to clean up. The bear stretched its neck toward the outdoor kitchen and then stopped because it heard it too. Someone was coming up the trail from next door, and I knew it was Marie. And she wouldn’t see the bear until she was right up on top of it.  I had to do something quick, no matter how foolish.

I jumped out of the shadows and brandished my brand while giving as loud and terrible shouts as I could manage. The bear was not impressed. Standing on its hind legs reminded me why it is not wise to confront a bear with a stub of smoldering wood. Even in the dim light I was pretty certain that the red drool dripping from its muzzle was not berry juice.

I waved the stick in front of me anyway. In the process, like a magic wand, the tip of the stick flared up with an angry flame, all that smoldering energy suddenly released. I was surprised, but the bear even more so. It settled back on its haunches and then turned and trotted off like it had never been there. No one would believe it if I’d have told them. Nobody but Marie who had seen the whole thing.

“You sure scared off old Abe,” she said, “He don’t like fire.”

“You know the bear?”

“Oh, sure. He’s been rooting around here for years. He won’t bother you if you don’t bother him.”

“He was dripping blood from his jaw!”

“You sure?” I could see that worried her. She shifted the rifle in her hand and stared in the direction the bear had fled. “What about Thorny?”

“Right over there by the Indian is where he came up on me. He had brought Kovic’s hoods along. Those are the two dead mugs over by your pa’s still. I figure Thorny came to and hearing the gunshots coming from your place made a run for it. Maybe I didn’t hit him as hard as I thought I had.”

“Well, it’s getting dark and we need to take care of other business.”

“The only business I can think of is me leaving here, and in a hurry.”

“No. I got to run my pa over to Doc Gallup to see after his wound. And there are two bodies that need taking care of.”

“What are you talking about?”

“You brought the mess. You have to help clean it up.”

“What, you want me to bury them?”

“No. We’ll take ‘em over to Middle Lake and dump them there.”

“Middle Lake?”

“Nobody’ll ever find them.”

It was like she’d done it before. She had it all worked out. I would cart the bodies down to their dock and load them in her pa’s skiff while she took him to see the local sawbones.

“That could take all night. What if Thorny comes back with reinforcements?”

She handed me the rifle. “You know how to use this, don’t you?”

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I could have just as well taken off. Why should I care about the bodies? I planned to be long gone. I should have never listened to Ralphie Silver and agreed to take the job of looking for Kovic’s hophead daughter. I had to get my revenge after what he did to me. But that led me to Rebecca and the diamonds. And Al’s sister, the Empress’s Cucumber, the Thieves Of Bombay. My life was beginning to sound like one of Max’s crazy adventures. But Max, why hadn’t I thought of Max? All of a sudden it was all beginning to make sense.

Kovic’s mugs were dead weight. There was no way I was going to carry the bodies over my shoulders. I rummaged around the moonshiner’s shed by the light of a kerosene lamp, on the lookout for any booby traps, until I found a canvas tarp covering an old flatbed heap. I rolled the first body into the folds and dragged it down to the boat dock. The lake was calm and quiet and  the sound of the body bouncing against the gunnels echoed across the expanse. I had a bit of a struggle getting the bear trap off the other one’s leg, but he was a smaller guy and he dragged real easy.

Once I got both the corpses settled, I took time for a cigarette from the pack I liberated from  one of the thugs. “I Smoked A Dead Man’s Smokes” I thought sounded like a good story that might appear in one of those men’s magazine, depending on what you thought “smoke” stood for. He wouldn’t have any use for them anymore. For a couple of gunsels on Kovic’s payroll, they were surprisingly light in the money clip. Maybe they were hoping to replenish the dosh by icing me. Whatever the reason, it was mine now. If they weren’t going to be found, what difference did it make.

I’d finished two cigarettes and I might have closed my eyes a bit because Marie startled me when she called my name. “Stan?” I had been thinking about Thorny. He was a loose end, and still a danger if he got his wits about him. But first things first.

Besides I was the spitting image of Uncle Ned who I had just learned was probably my father and with whom she had been madly in love.

Marie fired up the outboard motor and steered out across the calm night lake waters, the bodies slumped at our feet. It had been a while since I thought of the size of Little Lake, a long narrow stretch of water that ended three quarters of a mile at the far end at a dam and spillway into Middle Lake. The last few rains had brought the lake levels up and the spillway roared even over the puttering of the outboard.

The moonshiner’s daughter angled the boat out of the strong current and touched the deserted finger of beach above the dam. The swarm of mosquitos weren’t as bad as during the late summer evenings she claimed, but it didn’t mean they were absent. I could hear them divebombing, looking for any patch of exposed flesh which on Marie was plentiful. It didn’t seem to faze her. And when I slapped the back of my neck where it felt like a squadron of them had landed, she laughed. “Penny Royal, that’s what keeps ‘em away.” And she slapped at a bare arm, “Most of ‘em, anyway.” She help me drag the bodies to the overlook and drop them down the chute. They were swallowed by the dark and the churning froth at the bottom. We didn’t say much to each other as we looked out over the dark distance of the swamp that was Middle Lake. It wasn’t until we were half way across the lake that she thought to say something. “When I said pa never did shoot nobody, I lied a little. But the ones he did was before my time, mostly city bootleggers. His first wife. Her boyfriend. All swamp meat for the skeeters.”

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I was exhausted so I didn’t resist when Marie invited me into her bed. I’d once teased her about the boys at her school. “They’re only after one thing.” But she did admit to kissing one or two. “Just a peck, never a bushel” she says mischievously. Then on second thought, “Well, almost never.” I was her first man, the others were just boys. Besides I was the spitting image of Uncle Ned who I had just learned was probably my father and with whom she had been madly in love. I was road tested and put through my paces. After all that, I had no problem dropping off to sleep. And she woke me at first light to say she was going to retrieve her pa who’d spent the night in Doc Gallup’s surgery.

I figure I’d be making tracks as well, and she walked with me to where I’d left Ned’s motorcycle in front of Granny’s cabin. I knew what she was thinking and I was going to have to say no. A wisp of mist rose over the lake’s waters and the cool air was little respite from what promised to be another scorcher. Morning light seeped through the branches of the trees and illuminated the wooded glade the cabin occupied. The Indian was still standing and the gunny sack I had walloped Thorny with, both the can of beans and the jar of shine, no worse for the wear. I didn’t detect any brains on it. The clout had just knocked him out. From the corner of my eye I caught the gleam of metal at the edge of the path to the berry patch. It was Thorny’s pistol.

“Did you lose a shoe?”

I could see what Marie was pointing to, a man’s scruffy  half boot, and just up from it I made out a shape that didn’t belong to the bramble. Two and two were coming together to make sense. This was exactly the spot where the bear was fussing about when I’d come back looking for Thorny. I thought he’d run off when his pals hadn’t come back after all that gunfire. I was wrong.

I hunched down next to the body to get a closer look, Thorny was obviously better than dead, he was, in fact, the deadest of all.

A thin gold chain with a charm depicting a candleholder, what Granny used to call a chamberstick, was wrapped up with the hundred dollar bill.

Marie crouched beside me. She had come to a similar conclusion. “I can’t believe old Abe did this. He must be getting senile.”

“That’s what it looks like.” His jugular had been severed and he’d bled out. I stepped away from the body and back into the clearing near where Thorny and I had had our last encounter. Splotches of blood were visible in the dirt and weeds leading up to the bramble where the body lay.

I pointed to where the trail of blood began. “He must have run into the bear here. The question is, how long was the bear in the brambles? Was it before Thorny highjacked me? Not that much time passed between when I knocked him out and Kovic’s thugs started shooting and chased me and then ran into you and your pa. If I had to guess, I’d have to say that the bear was there at the time of the first shots fired. It probably scared him and he attacked the first thing he came upon. Thorny.”

Marie gave a little squeal. “Oh, this is just like in one of those William Powell movies!”

“But here’s the problem. The amount of blood at the beginning of the trail is just a few smears and globs.” I didn’t want to get too technical with her. “So I’d say his throat was slashed after he started bleeding. Because where he fell the ground is soaked with blood.”

“What does that mean?”

I crouched down next to the body again. “We’re assuming that the bear did this. One swipe with his big claws slices the artery in his neck. But if you look closer at the wound, it’s not as big as you’d expect, not bear claw big anyway. And besides he’s been shot.”

“Shot. How can you tell?”

I pointed to his chest. “That is a bullet wound. And for all I know, so is the one in his neck, the one that made sure he was dead.” I reached into the breast pocket of his shirt and fished around. “Those fools were firing blind in the dark. They missed me and got him. That, or it was the bear.” I pulled out a folded bill. It was a C note. The C note Kovic owed me. It took the long way around and it finally got to me.

“What’s that?”

A thin gold chain with a charm depicting a candleholder, what Granny used to call a chamberstick, was wrapped up with the hundred dollar bill.

“A necklace. You want it?”

She jerked away, repulsed, and then just as quickly brought it closer for a better look.

“That’s her charm necklace, the candleholder!”

“Whose?”

“Judge Chandler’s daughter, my friend, Sissy!”

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Finding Sissy’s necklace opened a can of worms. First, Marie was dumbstruck and began tearing up.

“How could I have been so stupid!”

I tried to console. “It’s not your fault.”

“It’s as plain as the nose on your face.”

It had been a while since anyone thought my nose was plain. It has been bumped, tweaked, bent, target of not a few fists, and, as a result, broken. It probably stopped being plain around the time I turned thirteen.

“All those girls. The ones that went missing. Year after year. Some were thought drowned, some just were missing, runaways to the big city. I knew a lot of them. Or knew of them because they had, well, you know, a reputation. And I’ll bet they’d all gone on a ride with Thorny!”

I could have said that the evidence was circumstantial, but she didn’t want to hear that. I let her rage. She jumped to her feet, using words that I didn’t think she knew, spit at the corpse, and then kicked it before running off sobbing. Her parting words were, “I’ve got to go get pa.”

Who am I to step on a man’s dream?

I was left with another body to dispose of. I didn’t think it would be wise to ferry it over to the Middle Lake dam in broad daylight. And I was itching to be gone. I hiked up to the road and down to where Thorny’s heap was parked. I figured the gray coupe behind it belonged to Kovic’s men. I started up the constable’s green ragtop and drove it on the overgrown track to Granny’s and eased it down the hill till I was even with the berry bushes. Thorny was dead weight but I was inspired to get what I had in mind done. I tied him to the steering wheel with an old rope I found in the backseat and released the handbrake. The wheels rolled about half a turn before stopping. I put my shoulder to the rear bumper. That did the trick. The green Ford started slowly down the hill toward the lake. Then it picked up speed, hurtling toward the dilapidated dock. It was going to be a tight squeeze between the dock and the big boulder at the bottom and I worried it might get trapped before the jalopy hit the water. Gravity took its course and sent the motor carriage up the side of the boulder, somersaulting into the lake with an impressive splash. I didn’t waste any time watching Thorny begin his descent to the bottom of Little Lake, a little lake but a deep one.

I buzzed into Ridley in no time and met no one on the road with the exception of a few farmers and their horse carts. I recognized one as Three Fingers McGee headed over to open his farm stand who craned his head slowly in disbelief as I sped past. I was in a hurry to get away from the lakes. If the city was hell, this place was worse.

The grease monkey at the Livery Stables wasn’t too sure what I meant when I said I was leaving the Indian Scout with him, and he should talk to Ruthie about buying it. I didn’t mention that by rights I was the rightful heir to old Ned’s property. And I told him he didn’t have to worry about getting any grief from Thorny. Ever. I bided my time by the soda machine and listened to him tell me the story of his life and what it was like growing up hereabouts, telling me how he’d always had a crush on Ruthie even though she was older and married with kids. I didn’t say anything. Who am I to step on a man’s dream?

Finally the bus from Big Lake made a stop and I got on. I might have looked a little rough but the bus was near empty and I dragged my satchel to the rear and stretched out across two seats. The can of beans weren’t going to  do me any good, but the jar of clearlight would ease my traveler’s bones. I had a half pack of expensive foreign cigarettes and an unexpected hundred dollar bill. I thought of Marie. I thought of Rebecca. I thought of Grace. I didn’t have much luck with women. Maybe I wasn’t trying enough. But I didn’t have time for any entanglements. I had to concentrate on my plan to flee the country and leave the cops, the feds, the mob, the diamond syndicate, the Thieves of Bombay far behind. Getting a passport and a new identity was next on the list.

The driver honked his horn a couple of times and then slowed down and pulled to a stop at the edge of the highway. I wouldn’t have thought anything of it if he hadn’t shouted, “You’re going to get yourself killed standing in the middle of the road like that, young lady!”

I knew the sound of the voice that was going to answer.


Next Time: Back Into The Frying Pan

Carriers I-II

by Mark DuCharme

—I—

It had been just two years since the plague befell us. I say fell, like a curtain, like a storm, like the sun itself, for it seemed a descent that had come swiftly and cast everything in a kind of haze from which daily life never quite recovered the vitality it had once possessed. At least, that’s how it was in the city. I myself hadn’t traveled beyond since some months prior, so I cannot say for sure how it was in other locales. But here, life had taken on a grim, stoic character. Everyone was cheerlessly preoccupied with mere survival, and no one seemed to take any particular joy in those fortunes survival accorded him.

The impact upon commerce, of course, had been devastating. Many lost their livelihoods, and new means of getting by were fewer and fewer. I was one of the lucky ones, I guess. I’d gotten hired early on as a transporter— that was the title: transporter. A lot of them needed it. Not the living, but the others.

I was lucky, too, to have a home within my means. Hundreds— no, thousands were homeless. They littered the streets like vermin; some thought they were vermin. But I had my little room, where I was safe. It wouldn’t have been thought much, in the old days, the days before. The building was a huge, run-down, shabby Victorian house— no doubt a mansion in some faded, bygone era. It had been subdivided long ago, however— built on to, and then subdivided— into how many units, I didn’t even know. Some said dozens; some, still more. Still, it was an unusual building. It’s not just that sounds travel in funny ways around its sharp corners, crooked halls and winding stairwells. All old buildings, and not a few newer ones, have something of that curious nature. No; it’s that, for a former mansion (if that’s what it even was), it was put together— oddly. The window of my own cozy (though admittedly small, and sparsely furnished) chamber, to give one example, was at a most eccentric angle, like in some blanched old silent film, a strange film I remember seeing as a small child, a child too young to comprehend the skewed images he watched in wonder. I never learned the name of that film, but never forgot the feeling it gave me: like I was in a dream. Strange what emerges from the memory, like fish washed up from the sea: oddments of a song you heard in a shop weeks ago; a forgotten lover’s face, just as it was when you last knew her; or this odd, perplexing film I half remember— or maybe only dreamed. What are dreams anyway but restructured memories— memories, and portents?

It was winter, and in the city, snows linger, becoming gradually begrimed with soot and dirt and the exhaust of buses, cars and trucks. And of ambulances, like the one I drive.

They aren’t really ambulances, though, because ambulances take the sick and the injured to get treated and made well. They’re more converted ambulances, I think— not white, like those conveyances of hope, but always a metallic gray, like the streets, like the skies.

I pick up my cargo at the arena; that’s what they use as a holding area. You can smell it for blocks around— the newly dead. Or at least that’s what they call them.

I pull round behind. There are usually other transport vehicles, metal-gray like mine, parked there, waiting or loading up. Sometimes, there are a dozen or more.

The orderlies help, but it’s the transporters who have to do most of the work, lifting the bodies in. They’re kind of gray too: lifeless, pale, sometimes emaciated. They look like death. Sometimes their eyes are open— always a jaundiced yellow in the eyeballs, one of the sure signs of the plague. That, and their foul breath. Did I say breath? Well, yes, a smell does definitely emanate from them, from their mouths, almost like breath. But I wouldn’t call it breathing. Their chests never rise or fall. They are quite, quite still. And the eyes never move, nor register any hint of cognizance. (Of this, I am terribly grateful.)  And they are cold, like the dead. I mean, they are the dead.  What else could they be?

We stack them— well, to tell the truth, it’s mostly I who stacks them— pretty much like logs in the back compartment of my vehicle. There are no beds, no equipment, no shrouds, nor caskets even. We are spared the grim irony of bereavement, of wishing peace to the lost. Once they’re loaded, my job is to get them where they’re going as fast as possible.  Faster, even. There is no time for formalities, for dignity. I turn on my siren (my gray coach has that, like a proper ambulance, like a ferry for the fallen) and speed off. Speed, I say, is what I do; no one’s very concerned any more about such matters. It’s not that there are no police— Jesus knows there are always more and more of them!— but they don’t care. They expect us to rush our grim cargo off, in fact. Why, I’d stand greater chance of being detained if I went at a polite 35 per hour! No, speeding’s expected, when my compartment’s full, when that smell is following me like Death itself, as I fly down twisted avenues. Some transporters have even killed pedestrians in their haste— children and the homeless, mostly— not quite meaning to, naturally— and the police don’t even bat an eye. They don’t bat an eye at all.

The one thing I’d get in trouble for— and the thing I must be careful of in winter, with its soot-fouled snow and, sometimes, black ice— is crashing the transport, crashing and letting my cargo slip out the rear doors, desecrating the street with those gray corpses, those jaundiced eyes. That happened to Hank, last year. It was a terrible scene. I wasn’t there, but I heard about it. Not that anybody talked— no, they whispered! People screamed and fainted, ran crying off to church, or to mother, or whatever comfort the cold streets had left for them. It was truly horrible. And that was the end of Hank. I mean, nobody knows what happened to him. He was injured, of course, and had to be taken. He must have been taken to the hospital— I mean, where else would he have gone? But no one ever saw him again. It’s not just that he never returned to work; it was as if he’d never been there. His locker was gone from the garage the next morning. His transport was mended back together and given to a new man. (I guess he’s not new anymore, but I still don’t know his name.)  Management never acknowledged the incident. It was something very strange and disconcerting. I try not to think about it, to be honest.

Our cargo always had to be delivered to the facility before dark. Our bosses were very particular about that. You see, they were trying to manage this plague— someone had to— and so certain measures had to be taken to make sure it wasn’t spreading. That’s also why I had to visit Dr. Greenway so often. They had to make sure you weren’t a carrier.

The facility was located at the city’s Far West End. It was a rundown quarter, even more so than the rest of our metropolis, and quite far from any commercial or residential districts. Abandoned factories littered the landscape nearby: huge, hulking industrial wreckage that blighted the skyline and cast the narrow streets in shadow. The light was usually starting to fade when I pulled near; in fact, I’ve rarely seen the facility with the sun properly upon it. It was a dark, imposing edifice, even for this part of town. It fully occupied an entire block, if you want to call it that, for in truth it extended over a much greater area than a normal city block. I’ve never been around it, so don’t know just how far back it went, but it seemed to go on for miles. And with the sun always behind it when I pulled near with my cargo, the facility loomed dark and bulky against the horizon: an imposing structure whose original purpose (for there must have been one) seemed long ago forgotten.

It had a purpose now, though. Although it seemed in rather squalid condition, based on its exterior (for I have never been inside), it was in fact a vital hub of the city’s operations.  It was here, you see, where the bodies were disposed of. And there were so many, the poor souls lost to this dreadful epidemic, that they must be disposed of rather quickly and en masse. There was no time for pity. There was no time for sorrow. There was no time to comfort the bereaved, or to send for priest or preacher, rabbi or imam, to say kinder words of the doomed than would be said were they alive to hear. No; that kind of sentimentality had no place in modern disease management. For they could be carriers, you see, even in their present state. So the dead were simply shunted to the facility in due haste, and without any last respects, and loaded onto the dock from whence they would be disposed. Unlike the orderlies at the start of my daily journey, here the dockworkers helped me. They had a sense of urgency about the matter, in fact, no doubt due to it getting late and their desire to go home. They had cargo lifts unto which we piled the remains, which were then hoisted up to the dock proper, whereupon they were loaded onto flatbeds that were duly hauled into the depths of the facility to be unceremoniously cremated. Dark plumes from this activity poured from smokestacks that generously populated the roofs of that great ruin, sullying the dusk.

In truth, I was glad my work must be completed before night entirely enveloped the metropolis— for it always made me uneasy. The homeless, for one thing, would now be out. But I suppose that’s not quite accurate: they were always out, of course: mendicants seeking coins and pity, or maybe bread or liquor, on street corners, or loitering in the sunken entrances to decrepit buildings, or asleep in alleys or on any abandoned plot of earth with room enough to hold their outstretched frames. But it was the others who  came out when the sun dipped down behind horizon’s clutter.  These never seemed to sleep, and never stood in one place long, but instead wandered restlessly about the boulevards and plazas, always slowly, always purposefully, never stopping unless an encounter with some hapless stranger roused their interest. These creatures without home, perhaps without country, ever moving, reminded me of sharks a little, and they had the most intense eyes. Eyes that seemed almost to burn into you. Or was I imagining things again? But anyway, I tried not to look into those eyes, and I always hurried home once my day’s duties were done.

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—II—

Gruber was at it again. I could hear him muttering through the shoddy drywall that separated our adjoining apartments. He was always muttering about something, always to himself.

This time, he was going on about thorns again— or thorn. I couldn’t make out much of what he was saying: just the word “thorn” and “he doesn’t need to be invited!”

“He doesn’t need you to invite him in,” the old man repeated wildly.

He was a little crazy. He’d lived here longer than I— longer than anybody, probably. They say he was a widower and raised a child here, now grown— all that time in that same apartment, now apportioned off to create my unit. Still, his memory was keen. Old folks sometimes lose that faculty, along with those of the body, when the time comes. Not Gruber, though. I’ll say that for him. In some ways, he was really sharp. For a crazy man, that is.

“Thorn doesn’t need inviting!”

He was getting louder, and I was getting tired. I had figured out long ago that the thing to do in these situations was distract him, keep him a little company. He’d soon forget his rantings and grow tired himself.

I grabbed a small measuring cup and knocked on the sturdy oak door that probably hadn’t been polished since the war before the last one. After a minute, it swung open.

“Can I borrow a little sugar, Mr. Gruber,” I inquired. “For my coffee in the morning.”

Gruber motioned me in and closed the door behind me. He was about 70, I’d guess, at least, balding, with white hair and beard, never combed. He was clothed in that same light blue, musty bathrobe and pajamas— I’d seldom seen him dressed otherwise— and he led me toward a centrally located sofa and bade me sit.

His apartment was larger than mine and L-shaped, as opposed to my own rectangular one. It betrayed the dust and clutter of decades lived in one small space. Shelves lined every available wall, crammed with books, and often books on top of books. His special interests were history and the occult. He would speak of them sometimes, when inclined to share his brandy, and I would nod and smile and politely listen and drink. He was a real character, and his yarns could be entertaining, if one were in the mood.

I wasn’t particularly this evening— hauling dead bodies sure tires you out— but I knew it was either this or listen to his mutterings through the wall. At least this way I could distract him from whatever made him so upset, and he would relax and quiet down.

Gruber didn’t go to the cupboard for the sugar, but instead plopped down in an overstuffed armchair across from me. Perhaps I’d used this pretense one too many times for him to be fooled. Perhaps he was distracted by other things.

“How have you been, Johnny? I haven’t seen you in a while.”  He eyed me, sizing up my current state.

“I’ve been busy with my job. I’m a transporter. I take the bodies—”

“I know what you do,” he cut me off, disinterestedly. “Tell me, do your superiors ever talk about how long they think this is going to last?”

“No one says anything to me. And I don’t say anything back. But I get the feeling they expect it to last a good long while. It’s like an industry now— a real industry. I suppose we need something like that, now the other jobs’ve gone.”

“Yes, yes,” he shook his head. “And do you see these victims you drive around all day? What do they look like?”

“Their eyes’re a funny yellow, sir. I never seen anything like it.”

“No, I don’t suppose you have.”  He looked down, then back up into my own eyes. “Johnny, what do they tell you about the bodies?”

“We got to get them to the facility before dark, is all. It’s real important to my bosses.  You’d think they were afraid of the dark, the way they talk about it.”

“Do they say why it’s so important?”

“Because they can be carriers, even though they’re dead. I don’t know much about infections, but that’s a scary thought, that you could catch a thing like that from one already gone.”

He looked down again. “Well, there are scarier things,” he observed, getting up and crossing over to the cupboard: not the one with the sugar, but the one with the brandy. He retrieved two cups from the adjoining cabinet, and brought it all back over and set it down on the coffee table. “Can I offer you some?”

“Sure. Thanks, Jim.”  He poured two glasses.

“Now listen, Johnny. This is going to be hard to believe, but you’ve already seen things you wouldn’t have believed, I’d guess, if I’d told you about them even three years ago. Am I right?”

“Sure,” I said politely, suddenly unsure of where he was leading.

He paused, as if to try to think about what to say next. “Johnny, those dead bodies that you drive around are dangerous, alright. I suppose you could call them contagious, too— just not in the way we’re used to thinking about it.”

“Well, they sure don’t smell good, is all I know,” I interjected.

He looked down again— “No, I’m sure they don’t”— then back up at me. “Johnny, there’s a reason that you have to dispose of them by dark. It wouldn’t be safe to be around—”

“That’s just what my bosses say,” I interrupted.

“And do they say why?”

“No, not really.”

He took a good gulp of brandy and continued. “Johnny, those bodies— they aren’t really dead.”

I froze up for a moment. I’d heard Gruber say some crazy things, but never anything like that.

“But I see them every day,” I insisted. “They don’t move. They don’t breathe.”

“But they would if you were with them after dark,” he replied soberly, looking me straight in the eyes.

“I don’t believe it!”

He paused again to gather his wits. When he spoke, he tried a different tactic. “Johnny, have you ever heard of a man named Thorn? Artemas Thorn?”

There was that word again. Only apparently it was someone’s name. I shook my head.

“Well, you should have. He owns this building, you know. And he has for a very long time. He owns a lot of property in this city. Very wealthy and mysterious— that is, if you can’t see what’s right under your nose.”  He paused again. “If you ever cross paths with him— and you may— be very careful. He’s even more dangerous than they are.”

The old man just wasn’t making any sense, but I was too polite to sit on his couch and sip his brandy and tell him so to his face. So I nodded in agreement and smiled insincerely— a gesture he in no way was assuaged by, judging by his grave expression.

For his part, Gruber was too polite to push the matter further, so we sat and chatted about our usual trifles for another half hour or so, at which point I thanked him for his brandy and excused myself, citing tiredness, which in no way was a courteous white lie, and I retired thus to my own small chamber.

The conversation had been nonsense, of course, but it left me with an uneasy feeling. Maybe it was because I’d sensed that my employers were afraid of those things too. Maybe it was the gravity of Gruber’s manner in telling me all this. I grabbed a beer from my mini-refrigerator and had it as a nightcap. Then I slunk into my bed and a night of troubled dreams.


Next Time: Enter Artemas Thorn

Contents Vol. 3 No. 5

Welcome to Volume Three, Number Five of Dime Pulp,
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This issue of Dime Pulp, the Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine is exclusively devoted to Better Than Dead, A Detective Story, featuring private detective Lackland Ask, aka Stan Gardner, aka Sam Carter, on the run again when he learns that his bucolic hideaway in the Three Lakes area is also where his nemesis, mob boss Yan Kovic, aka Mr. K, is ducking the feds. Now it is even more imperative that he make himself scarce, especially after a crooked local constable in league with Mr. K’s hoods try to finish him off. In the meantime, thanks to the moonshiner’s daughter and a lusty cousin, he learns a surprising revelation about his paternity. And what about those dead girls that keep washing up on the shores of Big Lake? Read more in the extended bonus episodes of Better Than Dead, Dime Pulp’s longest running serial fiction.

Phyllis Huldarsdottir’s steampunk Cheése Stands Alone, and Pierre Anton Taylor’s crime fighting Just Coincidence, will return in the next issue of Dime Pulp.

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 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant


DPARCBTD“Lackland Ask is the name. ‘Lack’ to my friends, ‘Don’t’ to those who think they’re funny. You might have seen my portrait on the cover of Black Mask, the crime fiction magazine. This is my story. It starts with a blonde. This kind of story always starts with a blonde.” Thus begins the seemingly non-stop, endless narrative of Better Than Dead in which women are not the only trouble although most of it, told with the wit and street savvy of Runyon and Parker.

Better Than Dead—27


LCinset21In March of 1892, a Scotsman by the name of Arthur C. “Artie” Doyle was hanged by the neck until dead after being found guilty of a string of grisly murders of prostitutes in Whitechapel. At that moment, history veered off its presumed course and headed in a direction all its own in which the Great War never happened because the Kaiser was afraid of offending his grandmother, Queen Victoria, whose life has been prolonged by the wonders of biology. Her reign, known as the Pax Victoriana has lasted 180  years maintaining as many Victorian airs as possible while making accommodations to rapid advances in bio technology. Cheése Stands Alone poses a steampunk question, can Captain Lydia Cheése  (pronounced “Chase”) find her father, the antigovernment turncoat and radical, Commodore Jack “Wild Goose” Cheése. And furthermore, will her quest take her around the globe and through alternate world histories in the requisite 80 days or is it the beginning of a lifelong journey?

Cheése Stands Alone IX


JCA1S3In Just Coincidence, a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved.  Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father. A personal coincidence brings together dark prince and dark knight joined in a fateful and tragic quest for justice.

Act Two, Scene 2, Part 1


Contents Vol. 3 No. 4

Welcome to Volume Three, Number Four of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

In this issue of  Dime Pulp, A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine,  Colin Deerwood’s long running 40’s pulp detective serial, Better Than Dead,  Phyllis Huldarsdottir’s steampunk Cheése Stands Alone, and Pierre Anton Taylor’s crime fighting Just Coincidence, combine to give the reader their dime’s worth of Serial Pulp Fiction!

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above.

If you’ve made it this far, go ahead and follow the links below to reading entertainment with the serial contents of Volume Three, Number 4

Special Note: Dime Pulp, A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine has changed its posting schedule from  monthly issues to once every forty-five days. Thus Volume Three will consist of eight issues (much to the relief of the overworked writers and production staff). Thank you for your understanding.

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant


dparcbtd

“Lackland Ask is the name. ‘Lack’ to my friends, ‘Don’t’ to those who think they’re funny. You might have seen my portrait on the cover of Black Mask, the crime fiction magazine. This is my story. It starts with a blonde. This kind of story always starts with a blonde.” Thus begins the seemingly non-stop, endless narrative of Better Than Dead in which women are not the only trouble although most of it, told with the wit and street savvy of Runyon and Parker.

Better Than Dead—26


LCinset21In March of 1892, a Scotsman by the name of Arthur C. “Artie” Doyle was hanged by the neck until dead after being found guilty of a string of grisly murders of prostitutes in Whitechapel. At that moment, history veered off its presumed course and headed in a direction all its own in which the Great War never happened because the Kaiser was afraid of offending his grandmother, Queen Victoria, whose life has been prolonged by the wonders of biology. Her reign, known as the Pax Victoriana has lasted 180  years maintaining as many Victorian airs as possible while making accommodations to rapid advances in bio technology. Cheése Stands Alone poses a steampunk question, can Captain Lydia Cheése  (pronounced “Chase”) find her father, the antigovernment turncoat and radical, Commodore Jack “Wild Goose” Cheése. And furthermore, will her quest take her around the globe and through alternate world histories in the requisite 80 days or is it the beginning of a lifelong journey?

Cheése Stands Alone IX


JCA1S3In Just Coincidence, a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved.  Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father. A personal coincidence brings together dark prince and dark knight joined in a fateful and tragic quest for justice.

Act Two, Scene 2, Part 1