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Contents Vol. 4 No. 4

Welcome to Volume Four, Number Four of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

Die Like A Man, Thierry La Noque’s debut serial novel,  is a story of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding the brutal murder of the daughter of a prominent businessman featuring  hunky young wannabe private eye, Ray Philips.  
Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) continues her mission to fly an unauthorized dirigible to Djibouti in Phyllis Huldarsdottir’s round-the-world steampunk adventure,  Cheése Stands Alone.  
Wayne Bruce survives his ordeal in the Southern Sahara and emerges as a new man with a new mission in Pierre Anton Taylor’s crimefighter drama, Just Coincidence.



chase blurbFIPhyllis Huldarsdottir’s Cheése Stands Alone, the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) in the search for her anti-Clockwork Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more of Cheése Stands Alone in Episode XV.


JCblurb1fiPierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence is about a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce who returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father.  The backstory to his emergence as a crimefighter is revealed in Just Coincidence, Act Three, Scene I, Part 2


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Die Like A Man, a brand new serial novel by Thierry La Noque, is a meta noir of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding the brutal murder of the daughter of a prominent businessman and the attempts to cover it up and place the blame on someone else. Ray Philips, a martial arts instructor, sometime event security, and bouncer working toward getting his private investigator’s license in a world where the private eye is quickly becoming an anachronism, is hired to find a missing husband, the famous crime novelist and infamous drunk, Stan Giordino by his petite pierced drug addicted wife, Stella. A stolen cache of drugs and money only complicates and implicates the wannabe detective, and puts him over his head and his life in danger. Not to mention that his girlfriend, Cissy, is dying of cancer.  Die Like A Man III Die Like A Man IV


FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues, is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety simply by clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above. Dime Pulp Yearbook 23 is now available featuring a full year’s worth of Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, and the complete Better Than Dead novel, as well as the early chapters of Mark Ducharme’s gothic serial, Carriers.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume 4, Number4!

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Die Like A Man IV

by Thierry La Noque

CHAPTER 7

They don’t teach it to you at the Academy, but the old timers will tell you, nine out of ten, if the perp falls asleep when left by himself in interrogation, he’s guilty. Ray struggled to keep his eyes open. If only. Fucking useless mewling hairball puking three and a half legged piece of fur shedding bad tempered finicky retired rat catcher has to have special. Man, he could be sleeping now. Like a stupid ass, he had to go. Why did he even bother? At least she didn’t flip out into one of her “what I’ve done for you and what do I have to show for it” rants. “When we met you didn’t know the difference between a Picasso and a Pepsi!” Like he even cared that there was a difference. Besides, he knew who Picasso was. The guy who drew the moustache on the Mona Lisa. Like that hadn’t been done before. The throbbing from the swelling on his forehead was more annoying now than merely painful. Fucking Colin, wrapped up in one of his jams. Again. He owed. Well, he didn’t have to go there.

Kovacs had come close to losing his cool. “Ok, Ray let’s cut the crap. Sign the damn form!”  He’d leaned on the table with his knuckles and glowered down. “I asked around. Word is you’re a wannabe cop. Couldn’t cut it the right way and now you’re going wrong. If law enforcement flags your file with an arrest for accessory after the fact, do you think the State review board is going to issue you a license? I could add a note that you’re an Academy drop-out who flunked the psych evaluation.”

The door was pushed open and a voice spoke low to Carson. Carson repeated the message. “Briefing’s about to start. Leave this asshole to stew.”

Ray thought about it. If he asked for a lawyer, they’d arrest him and chain him to half a dozen spurious charges. That kind of paper he didn’t need. Sign the form. The wording above the signature line didn’t leave much wiggle room. I understand that by signing this document I acknowledge having been advised of my rights under the Miranda Act of 1966, and that a lawyer will be provided should the need arise. There was no guarantee that he wouldn’t be arrested anyway. There had to be an angle. But he wasn’t thinking angles. He could barely stay awake to think straight.

The next cop to come through the door walked like a man with a chapped asshole. He was wide in the hip, sleeves still buttoned to the wrists, freshly shaved judging by the neon nicks on one side of the jaw line, and he was left handed. The belt was cinched too tight on the high waist slacks begging for a pair of suspenders.

Ray recognized the face, but the name escaped him. Where? Pushing the mandatory retirement age, that was for sure. And he held the interrogator’s magic top hat, the manila file folder, which could be empty of anything but a blank sheet of paper or it could be full of incriminating rabbits. Lowering himself to the seat with great care, he set the folder at his elbow and gave Ray a slight pained smile when he finally settled.

Ray caught a pause, a freeze in the old cop’s demeanor. It was momentary, barely perceptible. Or maybe he imagined it, drifting a moment into micro-sleep.

“You’re Raymond Philips?” and without waiting for confirmation, “Can I call you Ray?”

The voice triggered the name just as he introduced himself. Bob Orthall.

“Ray, my name’s Bob Orthall, and I’m going to ask you some questions.”

Orthall, right, retired deputy chief of a department down on the peninsula, not San Jose, but somewhere down there. He’d given a talk on interrogation technique at the Academy. Top homicide cop once. Noted for getting confessions without breaking a sweat or using a glove. It had been a while. And the id tag clipped to the shirt pocket had Ray looked closely said he wasn’t one of the regular staff. Picking up a little on the side working as a retired annuitant on big operations.

“That’s a nasty bump on your forehead.”

“Yeah, thanks to Junior.”

The old cop’s eyes scanned him with expert appraisal. “One of our officers is responsible for that?”

Ray considered his response. Fuck it. “Junior. Carson. Ask the other guy, the city cop. He’ll tell you.”

The old man pursed his lips and nodded. “Well, that’s certainly bound to change your disposition. Do you want to file a formal complaint with the Sheriff’s Department? I can get you the forms to sign.”

Ray would have laughed if the situation weren’t so fucked up. Instead he gave a splayed you gotta be kidding stare and a twist of lip smirk.

“Sheriff Departments have a tendency to hire cowboys. That’s just the way it is. I’m not making excuses but there’s a major incident in progress and we have to develop as many leads as we can in a very short time. Bad attitudes get bad reactions, Ray. A major crime has been committed and you might have information that could help us piece the events together. All I’m looking for is a little cooperation.”

Ray stared at the mottled receding hairline, the predominance of gray or white, the sagging eye corners and the accompanying baggage beneath piercing steady blues that banished all nonsense. “Sure, I’ll cooperate. Tell me what’s going on.”

“The detectives didn’t inform you?”  Orthall shifted the folder on the table in front of him.

“I could have told the other cops what they wanted to know if they’d told me what was going on, but that punk deputy prematurely ejaculated.”  Orthall couldn’t restrain the small chuckle and Ray added. “Tell me what’s going on. I’ll help you anyway I can.”

“I’m happy to hear that, Ray. And I will tell you exactly what is going on. But first I’d like you to answer a few questions. For instance, tell me what you did, where and when, on Friday the 23rd. Yesterday. “

“You want me to tell you what I did yesterday?”

“That’s shouldn’t be too hard. What was the first thing you did yesterday? How many hours ago would you say?”

Ray blinked in recognition. It was the old math trick. Orthall wasn’t wasting any time. He wanted to see whether his eyes would move to the right or the left considering the answer. At least that class at the Academy wasn’t a total waste of time. He stared straight ahead not even focusing. “I dunno, twenty four?”

“Cooperate, Ray. The sooner you answer my questions, the sooner you can get up and walk out of here. It’s as simple as that. I’m just an old cop they brought in to help with the work load. The hotshots are working the real bad guys. My job is to gather ancillary information to fill out the big picture. Right now the picture is far from complete. Something you tell me might seem meaningless to you but it could help the investigators gain some insight. It’s a long shot, I know, but we wouldn’t be doing our job if we overlooked anything.”  Orthall had rested his wrists on the edge of the table and looked down at the folder before bringing his head up to fix Ray with the unwavering blue stare. “What was the first thing you did yesterday morning? And skip the petty details like wiping your ass and what kind of syrup you put on your pancakes.”

What the fuck. Why not. The sooner, the sooner. “Ok. First thing. On Friday mornings I teach a martial arts class at the Runway Club.”

“Martial arts? Really? You must be pretty good. Just Fridays? What time does the class start?”

Ray shrugged. “Three times a week. Mondays and Wednesdays, too. Seven to eleven.”

“Are you an employee of the Runway Club? I’ll need the name of someone I can contact. . . ?”

“I contract with the manager, Karen. I’m offering a change from the usual pump and run aerobics. Uh, the number’s on my phone. But you guys have my phone.”

“Ok, what next.”

“I usually work out for about an hour. Till about noon.”

“Knock off for lunch? Where’d you go eat?”

If I tell you what I ate I’ll have to tell you what I shit. Ray held back. “At the Goll y Geez taco truck over by the airport. They make a mean chicken burrito.” Ray caught a pause, a freeze in the old cop’s demeanor. It was momentary, barely perceptible. Or maybe he imagined it, drifting a moment into micro-sleep.

“After lunch?”

“I stopped by the office where I intern to pick up my check.”

“Where do you intern, Ray?”

“Morgan Josephson.” He could tell by the absence of reaction it was information Orthall already knew.

“Paul Morgan was my sergeant when I first started out. He was a good cop. And I have a lot of respect for Ted Josephson. Are you pursuing a career as a private investigator?”  He knew that answer as well.

“Why don’t we just cut to the chase? Tell me what’s going on and I’ll tell you what I know!”

“Ray, you know as well as I do we have to play it by the rules. About what time was it you dropped by the office to pick up your check? And that’s the office over on College, right? He’s still in the same old place?”  More questions that didn’t require an answer.

“About one thirty or so.”

“You take a long lunch.”

“Uh, I went home for quick shower.”

“So noon lunch standing up or sitting in your car. Home for a shower? I get the feeling you’re leaving something out here, Ray.”

“I dunno, I was back at my place around twelve thirty.”

“And when you say my place, where is that?”

Ray was suddenly very tired, the sugar had worn off. Tired meant irritable. “Look it up in the fucking folder in front of you. You think I’m gonna lie to you about where I fucking live?”

“I’ll give Ted Josephson a call to confirm what you’re saying. He’ll be disappointed to hear how uncooperative you’re being. What did you do after you picked up your check?”

Ray kept from scoffing. He obviously didn’t know Ted very well. “I went by County animal control.”

“Do you work there, too?”

“Uh, no. I check there occasionally to see what strays have been picked up.”

“Looking for a canine companion?”

Ray shrugged. He knew the response he’d get. “When strays are picked up, the animal control officer has to log the location. I have a friend who works at the shelter. I get access to the information and drive out to those locations and look for lost pet posters. Sometimes rewards are offered. Sometimes I get a match. You’d be surprised how grateful people are to get their pet back.”

“Why don’t they just call the pound?”

“You’d be surprised how many people don’t think of that. They’re more likely to believe that someone kidnapped their dog.”

Orthall seemed amused. “That’s very enterprising. Do you do cats?”

“Naw, not cats, once they’re gone, they’re gone, and if they come back, they’ll come back on their own.”

“So you’re a pet detective.”

CHAPTER 8

Kovacs had called Orthall to the door of the interrogation room and they’d stepped into the hallway. The old cop’s wobbly step returning to the table indicated that he was in some degree of pain. “Ok, where were we? You spend the rest of the day looking for lost owners?”

Ray shook his head. It hurt to do that. His gut spasmed. What to say now. “There weren’t any new strays so I went back to Mojo and hit the books, public safety codes, criminal law. Like that. Ted has a good library. I have to bone up for the State exam.”

“And Ted will vouch for your being there, how long, all afternoon?”

“Uh, no, Ted usually takes Friday afternoons off for his golf date.”

Orthall smiled. “The Nineteenth Hole?”

Ray nodded. Ted liked to get stewed while talking up his golf game. And even if he’d been there he wouldn’t have noticed that around three Ray left unannounced. He had to tread carefully. He’d gone to the house on Ripley that Charlene shared with her roommate, another cocktail waitress from La Bête Noir. Afterwards they’d gone to a hip little Korean restaurant in a strip mall over on Yulupa. And then back to her place.

“Ok, Ray, we’ve established you taught martial arts until eleven, worked out, had lunch, picked up your check after you went home to shower, drove to the county shelter and then drove back to Josephson’s office on College. Till what time?”

“Four thirty, five.”

“I see, hitting the books pretty hard, that’s commendable. What then?”

Ray dropped his gaze to the table. The books were the gadget and gear catalogs Ted kept around the office. Gadget porn, Ted called it. Civil and criminal codes put him to sleep. “I went back to my place and got ready for my gig at La Bête Noir.”

“Your gig.”

“Yeah, I handle the door, check IDs, that kind of thing.”

“Well, so far nothing you’ve said has been useful except that I am getting a better picture of you, Ray. Martial arts intern pet detective bouncer. What time did you go to work at the night club?”

At least he knew what it was. “I start at nine. I sometimes go in a little earlier. I’m friends with some of the staff.”

“So from four thirty, five? How long is that?”  The eye thing again and when Ray didn’t react, “That’s almost four hours. A critical amount of time. What did you do?”

“Usual stuff. Had something to eat. Went for a run. Took another shower”

“A run? Where?”

“In the neighborhood. I try to get one in every evening. Even at this time of year.”  Cissy had come back late from an estate sale in Mill Valley just as he was getting ready for work. She was exhausted and in a mood so he didn’t say much except that he’d grabbed a bite out.

“Can you verify where you were during that time? Girlfriend, domestic partner, mom?”

Ray grimaced more at the mention of his mother. Since when did she care where he’d been? “Girlfriend. She was on business down in Marin and didn’t get back till I was about to leave.”

Ray was pissed. Pissed at himself and pissed at Colin and pissed at the old cop. He’d been backed into a corner by circumstances beyond his control. He hated that.

“Ray, I have a problem here. There’s no one to verify you were where you say you were for that period of time. That happens to be the time frame investigators are focusing on.”

Ray shook his head without moving his eyes. “Yeah, well, you’re going to have to take my word that I was where I said I was.”

“That’s not good enough, Ray.”  Orthall had leaned forward to emphasize the unacceptability of his answer. “But we’ll come back to that. I’m going to assume that if someone asked the staff at the night club they would confirm that you worked the door till about when? Closing time? What time is that?”

“I’m usually out of there a little after two. Depends if I socialize after hours.”

“Did you socialize after hours this morning?”

Ray was reminded. Was it still morning? “No.”

“Alright, went home to the girlfriend. Was she waiting up? You wake her getting in bed? These are things I’m going to ask her. What’s her name, by the way?”

“Cissy. Celia Marleau.”

“How do you spell that?”

“Common spelling.”

“Ok, so M-a-r-l-o-w. With an e?” Orthall scrawled the name on the outside of the folder. “And which was it, waiting or waking?”

“She usually waits up for me.”

The old cop shook his head. “No, Ray, straight answers. Clear cut. Yes or no.”

Ray looked up at the ceiling and stretched pressing against the back of the chair. He brought his hand to his mouth to cover the yawn. “I can’t remember.”

“Cut the crap, Ray.” Orthall had opened the file and found what he was looking for. “At 2:39 AM Sebastopol Police dispatch ran a ten twenty eight on California plate GMTI00. That came back on a tan ‘94 Honda hatchback registered to a Raymond Allen Phillips. That request came in from a patrolman conducting a traffic stop on Bodega Highway just inside the Sebastopol city limits. The officer confirmed that he did make a tail light stop and that the driver was identified as Ray Phillips, someone he knew from the Academy.”  Orthall looked up from the page. “Stop me if any of this is inaccurate, Ray.”

“Yeah, so I went for a drive. What of it?”

“The officer also states that there was a second occupant in the vehicle who appeared to be sleeping or passed out. Not something unusual for early Saturday morning. Incidentally, according to the officer, Warren Kroener, you appeared sober. Who was in the car with you, Ray?”

Ok, this is where silence is golden or at least not incriminating. He stared at a spot on the table between them.

“Let me fill in the blanks for you, Ray. A resident in one of the trailers at Bottle Point Marina reported a suspicious vehicle parked near the slip when she was awakened early this morning by one of the boats starting out into the bay. There was a car with misted windows parked by the empty slip like someone was inside sleeping. There’d been break-ins at the marina so she jotted down the license. Guess what she copied down, Ray? GMTIOO! Whatever the fuck that means?”  He shot Ray a look like that might have been the worst offense. And waited. “Well, what’s it stand for? Some kind of secret society?”

“Gumshoe. It stands for gumshoe.”

Orthall stared down at the page. And then back up at Ray. “Ok, I get it. Like that weird way you can spell fish.”  He managed a taut smile. “Cute. Perfect for a pet detective.”  He closed the folder after removing a sheet and holding it up showing only the blank backside. “I’m gonna show you something, Ray, but first let me fill in more of the blanks. That party boat leaving while you were taking your nap was The Black Manta owned by Seagoing Sports Fishing. Know who is a partner in that venture, Ray? Colin Knox. Name ring a bell, Ray?”

“Yeah. So?”  This had to be a drug thing. But why a retired homicide cop?

“Just so we make sure we’re talking about the same guy. Colin Knox, the war hero. Kicked ass in Iraq, saved his patrol from ambush. Killed a bunch of people. That Colin Knox. Killer Colin, they called him.”

“I never heard him called that.”

“So you know the guy. Son of former city councilman Howard Knox. Decorated war vet.”

“Yeah, I was friends with him in school.”

“I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that Colin Knox was the passenger in the car when Sebastopol PD made that traffic stop. Am I right?”

Ray was pissed. Pissed at himself and pissed at Colin and pissed at the old cop. He’d been backed into a corner by circumstances beyond his control. He hated that.

“I’m gonna assume by your unresponsiveness that I’m right. You went to Bottle Point Marina in the early hours of the morning with Colin Knox as a passenger. I want to know what you talked about. Everything you talked about.”

“Listen, I don’t have anything to do with his drug stuff. That’s why I don’t hang with him anymore. And since he’s been back from Iraq he’s had this swelled head. All that hero bullshit. Hard to take.”

“This isn’t about drugs, Ray.” Orthall placed the sheet on the table between them. It was a color photo enlargement.

Ray stared at it and in recognition pulled his head up sharply.

“That’s not pizza.” Orthall poked an arthritic finger at the picture

Ray returned his gaze to the photo. In the middle of the tomato sauce was an eyeball.

“It’s Mandy Goll. Or what’s left of her face.”

Die Like A Man III

by Thierry La Noque

CHAPTER 5

Ray spotted them as he walked across the parking lot fishing his car keys out of his coat pocket with one hand, the other holding a white plastic bag weighted with half a dozen cans of specialty cat food from Co-Op Groceries. They might as well have been wearing neon signs that said police, the bulk of the Kevlar under their dress shirts was just so obvious. There were two of them. They walked briskly toward him, the young one with a hand close to his right hip and the bulge under his sport jacket. The older, dark complexioned cop, wide in the shoulders to begin with and a demeanor that left no doubt of his intent, was attired in a jacket that matched his pants, a cut long out of style, and like the comet Kohoutek, as Cissy liked to say, not due back in their lifetime.

Ray addressed the young cop as he circled behind. “What’s the deal?”

“Raymond Phillips? You Raymond Phillips?”  Now it was the dark cop talking. “Raymond, I’m Detective Sergeant Kovacs, Santa Rosa PD, and this is Detective Carson, County Sheriff. We’re with the Major Crimes Task Force.”

Ray hated being called Raymond. He was only referred to with that kind of formality when he was in trouble, like “go stand at the front of the class room with your nose to the chalk board, Raymond,” and listen while Sister Margaret Anne tells the entire class behind your back as if you weren’t even there, “Raymond is an example of how not to behave.”  It had scarred him.

“I gave at the office.”  He fit the key into the door of his Civic.

“Ray, you just flunked the attitude test.”  It was the young cop. He crowded Ray’s back. Ray held his ground. He knew the tactic.

“Raymond, we’d appreciate your cooperation.”  The detective sergeant’s eyes darted in assessment, making eye contact. “You might have information that would greatly help us in our investigation.” He spoke with a trace of an unfamiliar accent.

The young detective was breathing down his neck and Ray turned to catch the leering sadistic grin. It was a familiar face, topped by a blond crewcut and bracketed by pink ears. The blue eyes were cruel and the nostrils of the sharp narrow nose flared with a kind of sensual pleasure.

He felt the displacement of air and the force of the hand on the back of his head as his forehead was smashed against the edge of the Civic’s roof.

“You know what, Sarg, I know this fucking guy. Ray Philips, yeah, he was in the class ahead of me at the academy. Isn’t that right, Ray?”

Ray said nothing and turned his attention back to the dark detective. Now he remembered, Jack Carson’s kid, Junior, from a long line of cops and pricks.

“Raymond, we were hoping you could help us locate a friend of yours, Colin Knox.” The dark cop’s eyes focused on his reaction.

Ray shrugged. “Sorry, can’t help you there.” The young cop was close enough to climb into his back pocket and he caught a whiff of the sour curdled breath which reminded him that he had not eaten in almost twelve hours. His stomach gurgled. He took a step backward to get more personal space. He addressed the sergeant. “Get this fucking clown off my back. You got cause, arrest me. Otherwise, I got business to take care of.”  His bluff was accompanied by the sudden urge to take a crap.

The corners of Kovacs’s eyes drooped in disappointment. A wry smile formed on the thick lips under the sliver of dark moustache. “Raymond, if you attended Police Academy then you must realize that we are only doing our job. Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated.”

“Ok, now it’s all coming back to me. He got booted for putting Hoffmeyer down on the mat.”

Kovacs tried to repress a grin. “Lieutenant Hoffmeyer? Hulk Hoffmeyer? The head of the County Drug Interdiction Task Force?”

“Yeah, when he was still a sergeant, Hoffmeyer taught the combat module at the Academy. This wannabe Bruce Lee caught him with some off the wall kung fu move. Broke Hoffmeyer’s arm or wrist or something. How about it, Ray? I heard you were on the way out anyway. Blew the psych evaluation and thought you’d get your last dig in, isn’t that right?”

Ray kept quiet. Hoffmeyer was a fucking sadist who took great pleasure in beating up on the cadets, especially the women. He was of the opinion that the force was no place for pussies or faggots. He got what he deserved as far as Ray was concerned. And he hadn’t failed his psychological evaluation.

“Assault on a police officer, Raymond, that’s a pretty serious charge.”  Kovacs cloaked his face in an expressionless veneer. “Maybe I should assume from what Detective Carson is telling me that you are not, how should we say, police friendly? A problem with authority, perhaps?”

Now they were just fucking with him. He addressed Kovacs. “Hey, get this straight. I just came here to get some cat food for my girlfriend’s cat. I had a late night, not a lot of sleep, and I haven’t had breakfast yet. So maybe I’m not exactly mister personality. What of it? No, I don’t know where Colin Knox is. We’re not exactly running buddies.”

“But of course, Raymond,” Kovacs gave a weary smile. “Unfortunately we have conflicting information. I’m certain we can straighten it all out once we go over the details on Sonoma Ave.”

“Am I under arrest?”  He heard the metallic click of cuffs in Carson’s hands.”

“Let’s not dwell on technicalities, shall we, Raymond. We would like to ask you a few more questions in a less distracting atmosphere.”

“Oh yeah? What’s the charge?”  He could sense the razor edge of tension. Carson’s breathing had accelerated. In an ordinary situation he could probably have taken both of them down. But it wasn’t an ordinary situation.

“If you would like to be charged, fine. How about domestic violence?”  Now the dark cop’s looks turned sinister.

“Domestic violence? What the fuck you talking about?”

“Raymond, you have the welt of a handprint on your cheek and a serious scratch on your chin. Have a fight with your girlfriend? I don’t imagine she got the better of it with a bruiser like you. Martial artist?”

Fucking Sherlock Holmes. “This is bullshit!” Ray saw that he’d lost the battle. They were going to take him in no matter what. “Alright, lemme just put the cat food in the car.”

“Keep your hands where I can see them.”  Carson had moved back a step with his hand on his Glock.

Ray swung the door open and bent to drop the bag in the space behind the driver’s seat. “Hey, my back’s to you, Junior, isn’t that the County Sheriff’s preferred target?”

He felt the displacement of air and the force of the hand on the back of his head as his forehead was smashed against the edge of the Civic’s roof.

“Jack, Jack, enough, enough.” Kovacs stepped between them and turned Ray around, still a little dazed, to examine the damage. “Ok, the skin didn’t break but you’re going have a nice goose egg.”  He produced his own set of cuffs and put them on Ray’s wrists. “This is for your own safety.”

“Hey, he was resisting arrest. I saw him reaching for something.”

“Not now, Jack, we’ll talk about it when we get to interrogation.”  He picked up the keys that had fallen from Ray’s hand. “You’ll want this locked up right?”  And turned the key in the door, then dropped them in Ray’s pocket and walked him to their sedan and settled him, carefully, in the back seat.

Ray looked out the window, the pain on his forehead throbbing like a flashing light, and noticed that a small crowd had gathered as they pulled away.

CHAPTER 6

Ray was hustled through a squad room unusually active for a Saturday morning. Not normal weekend shift staffing. Something big was going down. It didn’t take a rocket scientist. He was part of it the way he was eye glommed by the crew of detectives, shirt sleeves rolled up to their elbows, pausing in the chatter, phones to ears.

Kovacs opened the gray metal door with the small square of wire reinforced glass peep hole at eye level and steered him into the tiny room, sat him in the metal chair and cuffed him to the metal table, again casting a concerned eye on the welt rising from Ray’s forehead.

Carson had entered the room with him. “Give me your fucking cell phone.”

Ray glowered at him and didn’t move. “Get a search warrant.”

“The fucking cell, asshole.”

Kovacs intervened. “Surrender your cell phone, Raymond. You know as well as I do COMM Act allows law enforcement access to the data on your phone. Make it easy on yourself.”

Ray didn’t know any such thing but reached into his coat pocket then slid the flip phone across the table, his eyes boring large caliber bullet holes into Carson’s head.

“What the fuck is this?” Carson smirked picking up the phone and turning it over in his hand. “It’s a fucking paper weight.”  He laughed.

“Just dump it.” Kovacs ordered, “and get a printout.” Then turning to Ray. “Are you hungry, Raymond? Get you something to drink?”

Ray nodded. “Yeah to both.”

“Ok, let me see what I can come up with.”

The lock made a loud metallic click as it closed behind the detectives.

Ray dropped his head to his chest. He cleared the mucous built up in his throat, coughing “fuck!”  Spit on the floor where so many others had or swallow, the wide two-way mirror a reminder that someone was most likely watching. He raised his head and tilted it so that he was staring at the shadow of the light above the top of the door. Fucking Cissy just couldn’t let it be, had to drama queen freak. If she hadn’t he wouldn’t. He pictured himself wrapped in the bedcovers and sinking into weary sleep. He drifted, confused for a succession of moments, grasping to regain a grip on the thread. They wanted to know where Colin. Fucking Colin, handing out shit and ducking out when it hits the fan. It had to be a drug thing. That much for sure. But why? He hadn’t seen or talked to Colin in months and then only random run-ins. They moved in different circles. Especially since he’d moved in with Cissy. Why was last night different?

Ray raised his eyebrows and grinned. “Shit, Junior, what do you know, you’re a soccer mom, too.”

Kovacs backed through the door, a coffee cup and manila envelope in one hand and a pink pastry box with a soda balanced on top in the other. He set the box on the table in front of Ray. “Power rings.”  He indicated the two and a half deep fried cake donuts. “Nobody eats them, they’re too dry.” He set the soda can on the table. “Cola. Everybody drinks artificial or decaf. This is all they had left.” He set the large envelope on the table and sipped from a squat white porcelain diner cup that had ‘Commie Pinko Spy’ in red letters written on it. “Or you can have coffee, if you want. Fresh pot.”

Ray shook his head, popped the can and glugged it down. “Naw, this’ll do the trick,” pausing for a breath and broke a donut in half, tearing at it, bite by bite. He did the same with the other half.

“Now Raymond I’m going to inform you of your rights. You have the right to remain silent, you have the right to an attorney, if. . . .”

Ray felt the subtle surge as the sugar kicked in. He focused on Kovacs. “I know the drill. What the fuck do you want from me? I don’t know where the fuck Colin Knox is! What you’re doing here is bullshit. It’s intimidation. Put your fucking cards on the table. What is all this about? The sooner we get it straightened out, the sooner I can go home and get some sleep and you can go out and do your multi-agency drug sweep, arrest a bunch of guys to deport who’ll be back in less than thirty days.”

“Whoa, whoa, this isn’t a drug thing!”  Kovacs grinned wide enough to split his face like a Halloween squash. “You think this is about drugs?”

“Yeah, what the fuck else would it be?”

Kovacs stared across the table, dark, intense. “Mandy Goll.”

“Mandy, what? Wait, Colin, Mandy?”  Ray didn’t like the implications. “What about Mandy, she in trouble?”

“You mean you don’t know?

“Know what? About Mandy? No!”

“It’s been on the news since six o’clock this morning.”

“I haven’t seen TV. I didn’t turn on the news. I had a disk in.” The brain thumper Colin had selected.

“They found her shortly after midnight.”

“Found her? I don’t like the sound of that.”

Kovacs slid a form across the table to him and placed a pen on it. “Sign your name at the bottom that says you’ve been advised of your rights.”  He returned Ray’s stare. “Then we can talk more.”

Carson leaned into the room, grinning wide. “Ernie, you’re gonna love this. Check it out.”

Kovacs grimaced. Getting up, he pointed at the table. “Sign,” he commanded. “I’ll be right back.”

Ray finished off the remaining donuts and washed them down with the last of the cola. The carbonation made him belch and he didn’t hold back, pulling it from deep gut. The effort reminded him of what he had felt in the parking lot, the need to take a dump. The urge compounded by the pressure from the internalized gas pushed on his lower intestine and made him crimp his sphincter. He let the gas pass.

Carson stepped in with a digital evidence camera in his hand. “Oh, man! What did you do in here? Shit your pants?”

Ray gave a wry gotcha grin. “You guys put laxative on those donuts you fed me. I didn’t think you were that desperate to have me spill my guts.”

The detective advanced with a camera. “Ok, move your head a little to the right so I can get a good shot of the handprint. And the scratch.”

Ray ignored him, his stomach rumbling.

“Turn your head to the right, asshole. Don’t make me contaminate the evidence.”

Ray complied, squeaking out another, now worried that the pressure might not be contained.

“Ok, one more and. . .oh jeez, is that you? Fuck! Something crawled up inside and died!”  Carson pulled open the door and spoke to someone in the hallway. “Send a uniform over here. I got a perp needs to make a head call.”

Ray’s ears perked. Perp? Hell, he hadn’t even been charged.

“Why does it take two uniforms to go down and pick up the lunch order?”  Carson flicked the switch on the wall by the door to engage the ventilation fan. “Yeah, yeah, I’ll do it myself.”

“Ok, stand up, shit bag.”  The detective removed the cuff and led Ray out. “First door down the hall on your left. And keep the fan on when you leave.”

Ray’s gut collapsed in on itself like a cheap plastic water bottle. He groaned, at the effort and the relief. He passed a hand over his face and stared down at the pants around his ankles. The sugar had helped, but it wasn’t going to last long. He could feel a big weary nod coming on. He was going to hit the wall, that was a given.

What he couldn’t figure was all that about Mandy. So Colin and Mandy had had another one of their knockdown drag-outs. Mandy was a major drama queen. And she liked to get physical. He’d seen her crazed and combative at a house party. Around the time he’d left the Academy. Certain that Colin got a kick out of it, their slapping wrestling battles, crying mixed with shrieks of, if not pain, pleasure. Did it get out of hand? Colin had blown it off. Scratches on his face undoubtedly from Mandy but that proved nothing other than she got her claws into him. Nothing more about it on the ride out to the marina. This had potential to be a little more serious than just drugs. Considering that Mandy was Hector Goll’s daughter, the Goll of Goll y Geeze Mexican Restaurant chain and ubiquitous food trucks. Colin was in deep shit. He flushed.

Ray grinned at Carson out in the hallway. “What’s for lunch?”

“How about a knuckle sandwich?”  He pushed open the door. “Get in there!”

Kovacs stood by the table frowning and watched Ray be seated.

Ray pulled his hand away from the cuff and growled at Carson. “You don’t need them. I’m not gonna make a run for it until after lunch.”

“It’s procedure, asshole. You wanna play the game, you gotta follow the rules. And so far you got a dozen red cards for attitude.”

Ray raised his eyebrows and grinned. “Shit, Junior, what do you know, you’re a soccer mom, too.”

“Alright, motherfucker, you’re. . . .”

Kovacs intervened. “Ok, Jack, enough of that. We can settle those scores after we put this case down.”  And then to Ray. “You didn’t sign.”

Ray shrugged. “I’m still thinking about it.”

Act Three, Scene I, Part 2

by Pierre Anton Taylor

Even with the correct code the reinforced storm door at the back of the old candy store adjacent to the Battery Works resisted Wayne’s efforts at first. Snow drifting up across the back step swirled in the wind. Once opened he hurried back to the dark shape against the brick wall and bundled it over his shoulder. The old woman was still conscious, but without knowing how long she had been in the snow drift he couldn’t tell how much danger she was in. He laid her out on the cot in what had once been old Rick’s bedroom office and storage area. Most everything had been emptied out, either after the first rash of break-ins or when repossessed by the distributors. What remained were an assortment of odds and ends, party supplies, and the dust that accompanied their life on the shelves. As well, a metal frame kiosk, it’s plastic gewgaws hanging from the hooks displaying soap bubble pipes, kazoos, ball and jacks, joy buzzers, itch powder, skunk oil, whistles, and yo-yos.

He found the light switch and flicked it. The room stayed dark. He retrieved a flashlight from a sleeve pocket of his leathers and shined the light at her face. Laverne Early moved her head away instinctively and mumbled something that sounded like “I’m cold.” True, the back room of the candy store was meat locker frosty but not the windblown minus chill of outside. He felt her bare hands. Icy. He slapped the backs, massaging them to get the blood circulating, and then set about removing her boots. The sock were wet and cold, the feet shriveled almost blue. He turned his head as she muttered, “Cat.” Eyes closed, she flinched in a kind of delirium and then seemed to gag before coughing and expelling a less than fragrant breath.

“Miz Early, can you hear me? Are you alright?” He felt hopeless for a moment when she didn’t reply. “Can you open your eyes and look at me? Look at the flashlight?”

Her eyes opened with a snap. At the same exact time the ceiling light burst bright with restored power. He was just as startled as the old woman was, but she was the one who screamed. He realized then that he had not removed his helmet. The cat lady’s fright turned to anger when he did. “What have you done with my Cat?” She tried to sit up and fell back struggling to remain seated. “You! Stay away from my daughter! Where is she?”

Wayne sat back on his haunches and contemplated the old woman, her disheveled appearance, head wrapped with a scarf in a ragged winter hat, the smears and stains of living in the same clothing for months, unwashed, stale, acrid. “What happened? Where is your daughter?”

Now her face contorted in pain and tears ran down the wizened cheeks. “Where you took her, you rotten bastard!” She bared her teeth. “You’re all the same. You just want one thing. Leave her alone.” And she tried sitting up again, successfully. “I gotta get out of here. Go find her.”

“Where, Miz Early, where are you going to look? I’ll help you.”

The old woman stared at him, puzzled. “Who are you? Where am I?”

“My name is Wayne Bruce. You’re in the back of old Rick’s candy store. I found you in the snow against the back wall of the battery factory. You could have died if I hadn’t found you. We have to get you some place warm.”

She shook her head violently, “No! Gotta find Cat, my daughter. Gotta go.”

“Where, Laverne, where are you going to go?”

“There,” she said, pointing toward the curtained doorway into the candy store.

“The store?” But at the shake of her head he understood that she meant somewhere beyond the store and he knew where. Penn Quinn’s Tavern.

He stood abruptly and flicked the light off at the faint sound coming from the front of the store. Maybe it was just the wind rattling the eaves of the old building. He let his eyes adjust to the dark, taking a deep breath and concentrating. It wasn’t the wind. Someone or something was at the front door. He stepped into the empty store and crouched low before the bare glass candy display, his eyes fixed on the doorway.

A shaft of gray light fell across the floor and with it a swirl of wind and snow as the door opened briefly to admit a shadowy hooded figure.

Wayne turned the flashlight at it and it held up an arm to block the light in its eyes.

“What are you doing here?” Ripley lowered his arm as Wayne directed the beam away. “I could ask you the same question.”

Wayne gestured him to follow him into the back room. He switched on the light and pointed to the old woman. “I found her in a snow bank behind the store. We have to get her some place warm, maybe a hospital. She could have frostbite. And she sounds delirious. Something about her daughter missing.”

Ripley knelt before the cat lady, held one of her hands in his and looked into her sorrowful eyes. “Laverne, it’s me, Bion, are you alright? What’s this about Cat? Where is she?”

Laverne shook her shoulders and sobbed. “I don’t know. They took her?”

“Who took her?” Wayne insisted.

Laverne stared at him with thinly veiled disdain.

Ripley stood up. “First things first. We gotta see if you are all right. So let’s get something warm into you.” He rummaged in a stack of boxes and held up an electric kettle. He grinned. “You’d think I’d packed this place up myself.” He filled the kettle from the sink in the next room and then set it on the little table by the cot and the electrical outlet. “Now I know there’s some tea and maybe some soup packages in one of the boxes.”

“You never answered my question, Bion. What were you doing here?”

Ripley held up a box of tea bags. “I thought so!” And then pointed it in the direction of door. “I got a page. It’s automatic. A trouble alarm from the Battery Works. I figured that it was the storm. Knocked the power out and thought I’d come and check it out. I live just a couple blocks over. And it is kind of my job. I saw the light in the candy store. Which brings me to my question of why are you here?”

“Wait a minute, you got a page?”

“Yeah, that’s the way it’s set up. If the power goes out at the plant or there’s some kind of electrical hiccup, the phone system sends out a page to the designated duty person and plant supervisor which most of the time is me. Don’t tell me that you got a page, too, and you came to check it out?”

“What does your readout say?”

“It’s just the phone number of the Battery Works.”

Wayne retrieved his pager from his jacket pocket and showed the display to Ripley. “Is this the number?”

“Yeah, that’s it.”

The kettle whistled shrilly. But Wayne paid no notice. The number on his pager, his murdered father’s number, was the same as the one Ripley had received on his pager. How was that possible? Unless. . . .

Bion poured the hot water over the teabag in the cup he handed her. “Ok, Laverne, tell me what’s going on.” He sat on the cot next to her. “Where’s your daughter?”

The old woman blinked at the warmth in her hands. “We had to leave the shelter because them boys come in and started trouble. You know, J-van and them. They followed us and said they would buy us something to eat and drink at Quinn’s. Cat didn’t want to, but they took us in anyway, and it was warm and it was a while since I’d eaten. And then, I don’t know, I had a couple of drinks. They kept asking her questions. They were just pestering her because she’s a girl. And they are boys, stupid men.” She looked up at Wayne when she said that.

Ripley read his look and place a hand on her arm. “Ok, then what happened? Did Cat leave?”

“I don’t know, I must have fallen asleep. It was so nice and warm in there.” She looked up startled at a sudden realization. “I had to find Cat! They said she left. I have to find Cat. I didn’t believe them. She wouldn’t leave without me.”

Wayne nodded to Bion, he was thinking the same thing. Cat might still be at Penn Quinn’s Tavern, held against her will.

“They tricked me!” the old woman blurted, sobbing.

Wayne picked up his helmet. “She might still be there.”

Ripley shook his head. “They might be packing. And if Penn Quinn is involved in this, you know he’s got a gun.” He stood up. “I found this stuffed in the gate when I came to work last Friday.” He unfolded the square of paper he pulled from his coat pocket. “Thought you might want to see it.”

It was a handbill with a notice requesting information regarding the vigilante and offering a reward. It was made to look like an official flyer that might be distributed by the police. A framed shadowy figure stood out at the center below the bold letters demanding “Have You Seen This Man?” The contact number was for an entity he wasn’t familiar with, The East Central Merchants Association. A five hundred dollar reward was offered.

“Who are the East Central Merchants Association? And why are they so concerned about the vigilante? Isn’t he some kind of crimefighter?”

“Bion shook his head. “Word is that it’s a front for Joe Kerr and his band of crooks. Quinn is one of them. And the thugs at the appliance store that got busted for fencing stolen goods. All of them rotten apples. And like Kerr, dangerous.”

Wayne smiled at the handbill and folded it to put in his pocket. “I’ll keep this in case I run into him. If it is a him. Right now I’m going to find Cat.”

“All I’m saying is be careful.”

Lavern Early, revived by the hot tea, glared at Wayne. “Stay away from my daughter!”

Ripley turned to the old woman. “Now hush, Laverne. We’re trying to help you. No need to talk like that.”

Wayne strode to the corner after donning his helmet and examined the wire frame kiosk with the assortment of toys. He lifted a couple packages of yoyos from their hooks. At Ripley’s questioning look, he shrugged. “Never know, they might come in handy.”

In disbelief, Bion shook his head. “Yo-yos?” he questioned the shadowy figure of Wayne Bruce exiting the candy store.

Laverne Early leaned forward holding the steaming cup to her lips and followed Ripley’s gaze. “Who does he think he is?”

Cheése Stands Alone XV

by Phyllis Huldarsdottir

Cast of Characters (Partial):

lcnew2Captain Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”), Airship Commander for Aerosud, a luxury liner airship company based out of São Paulo in the Empire of Brazil, who is searching for her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, an outlaw and antigovernmental rabble rouser.

jpserrepainProfessor Doctor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, who has abducted Lydia to get her to pilot an illegal unregistered airship to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republic) on a mission of mercy in exchange for helping her find her father.

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Serpina
, a young girl who serves as Serre-Pain’s assistant and snake handler and who is also a psychic Vessel. 

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Vlady
, an older bearlike man also in the employ of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium and a traveling circus strongman Lydia recognizes from her past.


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Pyare
, a young man with dreams of being an airship pilot, and member of LBFDS (the League Bousculier Francaise Du Sud) helping Lydia and Serpina rendezvous with Serre-Pain and Vlady at an illegal airship.

nietzchehatEmile Etugouda, poet, philosopher, world traveler, raconteur, and general all around know-it-all whose memory of an ancient epic poem helped Lydia, Serpina, and Pyare cross the Massif and on to their rendezvous in Autre Lyons.

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Chief Inspector Karla Kola
, head of the IOTA squad charged with capturing Commodore Jack Cheése and Lydia’s nemesis and pursuer.

PAXVPax Victoriana, a period of peace imposed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its enforcement arm, The Admiralty, dating from the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign to the present for a total of 180 years which includes the TSR (Temporal Shift Realignment) of 56 PV (1893 AD) after which Commonwealth calendars where recalibrated to reflect Her Royal Majesty’s peaceful rule (following the devastation of the first Pandem and its resurgence 30 years later as Pandem II).

Chapter XXII

The liftoff was sublime. Lydia, back in her element, felt the same way. At quarter speed, the repro drives murmuring, turbine fans whirring, the dirigible edged away from the hillside enclosure and out over the valley casting a shadow on the rolling farmlands and villages three hundred feet below. She brought the wheel around in alignment with the compass heading and nodded in satisfaction as the large airship responded. “Steady as she goes,” she said, and had Pyare take the helm. She went back to her calculation, noting the chronometer and notching the chart with calipers. Glancing out of the wide windows of the gondola at the receding bulk of the Massif to starboard and then back at the map, “Half speed,” she commanded. Pyare adjust the antiquated lever up another notch. The thrum of engines deepened.

Binoculars to her eyes she scanned the horizon to the south, the direction they were heading. As they approached Autre Lyons, the air traffic would increase and they would have to blend in with the other rigs and semirigs, avoid the recreational solid shell low altitude maneuverable dirigibles known as flitters  and keep an eye out for the air patrol silrigs (self-inflatable long range gliders).

They were flying under a commercial freight banner until such time as they reached the point in the flight path where they would switch their identification flags to those of the Russair cargo rig. The valley floor drifted below, a patchwork of farms and forests intersected by the dull gray curves and straightaways of roads. The increase in surface traffic was noticeable as they drew closer to the urban industrial cluster that was Autre Lyons. Various modes of land transportation including antique steam beetles, tea kettles, bug buggies, whistlers, dreadnaughts, and land arks created a vapor haze with the lumbering properties of ground fog.

Lydia, in command, took a breath. How did she, a well-respected airship commander, not to mention someone married to a member of the court in Novo Sao Paulo, end up breaking the law by illegally piloting an unauthorized airship in restricted airspace. It should not have felt right, but it did. What she had experienced since that fateful day several weeks past in her meeting with Professor Doctor Serre-Pain in Old London began to make sense of her current predicament in an odd sort of way. She had gone to the underground in order to contact her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, the notorious anti-Clockwork Commonwealth critic, labeled “traitor” and rabble rouser. That in itself was a marginally illegal act under Admiralty law to begin with, and now she was in the middle of committing a full blown criminal act.

A mission of mercy, as the old Professor had explained to her several times. He had to get to a remote village in the Goda Mountains northwest of Djibouti in the Horn Of Africa Republic where there was an epidemic of poisonous snake bites due to an unusual explosion in the birthrate of that particular species. They were in dire need of an anti-venom that only Serre-Pain could provide. Unfortunately the Horn Of Africa Republics were nonaligned states embargoed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its allies and trading partners. Consequently commerce, whether it be industrial, chemical, or medical was prohibited from being transacted with the rebellious ICER infested anti-Commonwealth member states, a confederation of piratical enclaves and republics scribing an oblique triangle from the Red Sea to the southern tip of Madagascar to  Bombay and back to Djibouti, known also as the Arabian Triangle, a vast body of water as mysterious as the equatorial night sky. From the archipelagos of minute islands, some only large enough to house an air strip and hangers for the winged internal combustion heavier-than-air craft outlawed in most of the Commonwealth controlled treaty zones, the ICER pirates plied the trans Arabian shipping lanes looting unguarded commercial rigs of their cargo.

Serre-Pain, Lydia reminded herself, was an enigma. He was a Black man with a wooly white iron jaw beard, who had the aura of an ancient being or of belonging to an ancient order of beings possessed of a primal knowledge. When she inquired about his supply of antivenom, he smiled enigmatically and held up a scarred ebony arm and replied, “In my blood.” Lydia was even more surprised to learn that when they reached their destination, the locals would supply him with a fresh specimen of the poisonous snake which the good Doctor would then allow to bite him. He would feel the full effect of the venom as it coursed through his blood stream seeking to shut down his functioning muscles until he asphyxiated. His immune system would then respond and transform the poison into the serum for an anti-venom. His blood would then be cloned into an effective anti-venom specific to that particular species of serpent. From the scarification on his arms, it was obvious that Serre-Pain had done this procedure numerous times before.

Now she was doing what she knew how to do best, pilot an airship, thanks to the snake doctor, in a way that was as exhilarating as when she first sought to become an airship pilot, the sense of adventure and competence. Her promotion in rank to commander had taken her away from the day to day working of piloting a dirigible. And her becoming an airship commander in the Aero Sud luxury fleet at a young age was probably as much of an acknowledgement that she was married to a member of the court as it was of her administrative skills. It was her skills as a pilot and as a leader that were being called upon. Turning toward the comms cabin where the others were seated, speaking among themselves, she was confident that she could get Serre-Pain to his destination and complete the mission. The fact of her father, Commodore Jack, and the promise of contacting him remained as the goal, yet it was the completion of the current task that spurred her on.

Contents Vol. 4 No. 3

Welcome to Volume Four, Number Three of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

Die Like A Man, Thierry LaNoque’s debut serial novel,  is a meta noir of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding a brutal murder, the daughter of a prominent businessman, and attempts to cover it up and place the blame on someone else. Drugs and money are involved in this second installment featuring La Noque’s young hunky wannabe private eye, Ray Philips. As well, Mark DuCharme ties up all the loose ends to bring his dark, sometimes humorous, gothic serial, Carriers, to its finale. Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) continues her mission to fly an unauthorized dirigible to Djibouti in Phyllis Huldarsdottir’s round-the-world steampunk adventure,  Cheése Stands Alone.  Wayne Bruce survives his ordeal in the Southern Sahara and emerges as a new man with a new mission in Pierre Anton Taylor’s crimefighter drama, Just Coincidence.


carriers vanMark DuCharme’s Carriers and it’s gothic air of  shadowy creatures who might just be the living dead is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite, told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist. Taking place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city, dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read the final installment of  Carriers, Episodes XIII .


chase blurbFIPhyllis Huldarsdottir’s Cheése Stands Alone, the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) in the search for her anti-Clockwork Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more of Cheése Stands Alone in Episode XIV.


JCblurb1fiPierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence is about a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce who returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father.  The backstory to his emergence as a crimefighter is revealed in Just Coincidence, Act Three, Scene I, Part 1


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Die Like A Man, a brand new serial novel by Thierry La Noque, is a meta noir of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding the brutal murder of the daughter of a prominent businessman and the attempts to cover it up and place the blame on someone else. Ray Philips, a martial arts instructor, sometime event security, and bouncer working toward getting his private investigator’s license in a world where the private eye is quickly becoming an anachronism, is hired to find a missing husband, the famous crime novelist and infamous drunk, Stan Giordino by his petite pierced drug addicted wife, Stella. A stolen cache of drugs and money only complicates and implicates the wannabe detective, and puts him over his head and his life in danger. Not to mention that his girlfriend, Cissy, is dying of cancer.  Die Like A Man 3&4


FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues, is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety simply by clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above. Dime Pulp Yearbook 23 is now available featuring a full year’s worth of Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, and the complete Better Than Dead novel, as well as the early chapters of Mark Ducharme’s gothic serial, Carriers.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume 4, Number3!

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Cheése Stands Alone XIV

by Phyllis Huldarsdottir

Cast of Characters (Partial):

lcnew2Captain Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”), Airship Commander for Aerosud, a luxury liner airship company based out of São Paulo in the Empire of Brazil, who is searching for her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, an outlaw and antigovernmental rabble rouser.

jpserrepainProfessor Doctor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, who has abducted Lydia to get her to pilot an illegal unregistered airship to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republic) on a mission of mercy in exchange for helping her find her father.

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Serpina
, a young girl who serves as Serre-Pain’s assistant and snake handler and who is also a psychic Vessel. 

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Vlady
, an older bearlike man also in the employ of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium and a traveling circus strongman Lydia recognizes from her past.


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Pyare
, a young man with dreams of being an airship pilot, and member of LBFDS (the League Bousculier Francaise Du Sud) helping Lydia and Serpina rendezvous with Serre-Pain and Vlady at an illegal airship.

nietzchehatEmile Etugouda, poet, philosopher, world traveler, raconteur, and general all around know-it-all whose memory of an ancient epic poem helped Lydia, Serpina, and Pyare cross the Massif and on to their rendezvous in Autre Lyons.

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Chief Inspector Karla Kola
, head of the IOTA squad charged with capturing Commodore Jack Cheése and Lydia’s nemesis and pursuer.

PAXVPax Victoriana, a period of peace imposed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its enforcement arm, The Admiralty, dating from the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign to the present for a total of 180 years which includes the TSR (Temporal Shift Realignment) of 56 PV (1893 AD) after which Commonwealth calendars where recalibrated to reflect Her Royal Majesty’s peaceful rule (following the devastation of the first Pandem and its resurgence 30 years later as Pandem II).


Chapter XX

Lydia stood in the wheelhouse of the airship like she was visiting an old friend, a very old friend. It was a text book reconstruction of the control panel, down to the mahogany framing, analog instruments, chrome highlights and gleaming brass, the outsized rudder wheel, elevator wheel and panel, altimeter, gas board, and engine telegraph dating back almost a hundred years. Pyare could barely constrain himself, a child in a museum, wanting to touch everything and make equivalences to what he knew of current airship dashboards with their plasma displays and their analogous functions. She was relieved by his apparent familiarity with procedures and that it wasn’t all braggadocio. She was going to require a second if they were to accomplish their mission. Pyare, who had accompanied them across the Massif, had decided to continue with them to North Africa. He had no reason to return to Old Orleans now that the gendarmes were after him. Apparently Leon had confessed to everything and exposed the organization’s network, naming names, his among them.

She shouldn’t have been surprised that Serre-Pain and Etugouda were acquainted. They were of a second Pandem generation and wore similar world weary expressions around their eyes. It was during their exchanges of when they had last crossed paths that her real identity was revealed. Not Odette Oday as her identity papers claimed, but Lydia Cheése, airship commander, who was to pilot their mission to Djibouti.

Etigouda had cocked an appraising eye at her and asked, “You’re not related to Nye Cheese, are you? The Queen’s Chancellor for a brief period during the period following 1906 current era, Pax Victoriana Year 69 or some such, and just ahead of the first BMI Pandemic. An obtuse character if there ever was one. He considered himself quite the philosopher but was actually completely mad. The Admiralty Board put an end to his conciliatory concessions with the powerful Romanovs over the administration of Eurasia and its contiguous states, especially in its rivalry with the Empire of China for the Independent Republic of North Pacific Archipelagos, or Manchatka, as it is commonly known.”

Of course she wasn’t. Her family name was pronounced “chase.” And she wasn’t going to get a word in edgewise. The old poet’s idea of a conversation was a monologue, preferably his.

Once they’d gained  the sanctuary of the remote farmhouse with its massive stone barn carved into the hillside where the dirigible was penned, Lydia had set about the inspection of the airship, a medium sized transport. She had trained on similar rigs but none quite as old. The principles were the same.

Serre-Pain outlined the plan over the large chart table before their departure. They would be flying unauthorized through the commercial airspace and subject to interception by the customs authorities. It all depended on timing. A Russair cargo dirigible of similar vintage was making its way down on the opposite side of the Massif. He pointed to the map and where the monitoring stations were along their flight path. The one to the south of Autre Lyons was the one they would have to deceive. All cargo transports were required to keep to a strictly enforced schedule as well as elevation. If the Russair transport could be delayed at their last cargo stop, they would have a narrow window to impersonate its flight signature and fool the monitors. That would take some calculation.

Lydia had quickly worked it out, estimating the airspeed of that class of dirigible, especially laden, taking into consideration the time of day, and what upswells of wind current could be expected descending into the littoral plain. It had been a while since she had actually had to work out a flight plan—her staff on the Orinoco II had usually taken care of the navigation requirements, but it was something she felt perfectly confident doing.

“Once we get underway, we’ll have to average 50 knots to meet the point where the airship can intercept the flight path undetected,” she pointed to the spot on the map. “Our cruising altitude will be 200 meters unless we encounter cloud cover. Once we make it past the last monitoring station we will be into the autonomous zone of the Ligurian League, and by then, out of IOTA’s effective jurisdiction.”

The grizzled old snake doctor nodded his head with approval. “But their agents are everywhere and we must remain discrete. Once we determine that the delay has been effected, we can untether.” At Lydia’s questioning look, he added, “We will depend on Serpina for that confirmation.”

Orphaned, a refugee, Serpina had joined them when she was very young, and she had immediately bonded with the mute bear.

And it was true, the young woman had been unusually pensive in the preparation for boarding and getting underway. She had never been on an airship she had confessed to Lydia once the reality of the prospect had been confirmed. And Lydia, too, had sensed the rivalry for Vlady’s attention. The old strongman had once been her hero, and now it was obvious from their affection for each other, that he was Serpina’s as well.

Her reunion with Vlady had been a little awkward because he had been Samson Trismegistus when she knew him as a child, the strongman in the circus in which her ballerina mother had performed as a tightrope walker. Now he was pleased that she had finally realized his identity. He was still a bear of a man, mute as he had not been before. She had remembered his voice as a rough growl. But he had acknowledge with a sage expression that he knew who she was. And he admitted with a nod when she recalled that he had saved her mother and her from the fire in the arena tent set by vindictive clowns and carnies. Serpina had finally spoken up. “He is very happy to be reunited with you.” To which the large man assented.

Lydia understood then the bond between the two of them. Those thousand unasked questions, the ones she wanted to pose, were answered in the conversations during the ride up to the estate of a local landlord and the location of the clandestine dirigible. The six legged steam beetle was a farm tractor used for hauling hay wagons. Serre-Pain had switched carts when he suspected that Leon might be induced to reveal their plan.

From what she could gather from her inquiries of Serre-Pain, and somewhat reluctantly, Serpina, Vlady had been tortured by the Tsar’s secret police, the Oprichniki, for being an enemy of the Russian Empire. After the fire in the big top, he had returned to his hometown in the trans-Caucasus where his mother lay dying. Because he had lived outside the Empire during his travels with the circus, he was accused of being a spy and had had his tongue cauterized with a hot iron. He escaped from the prison camp where he had been left for dead, and made his way across the Carpathians with a group of refugees from Kazakhstan. He chanced upon Dr. Serre-Pain and the Original Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium with the original Madame Ophelia, on the outskirts of Sarajevo. They were being set upon by a gang of Ottoman thugs, and he had intervened. Serre-Pain had been on a mission to provide antivenom to save the life of a young man who had been bitten by a horned viper, the deadliest in the region. From then on, he had accompanied the snake doctor across vast stretches of the post pandemic continent, skirting the BMI devastations and avoiding the authorities. Orphaned, a refugee, Serpina had joined them when she was very young, and she had immediately bonded with the mute bear. It was only later that they had discovered her receptivity as what is commonly called a “vessel.” And that she was implicitly sensitive to Vlady’s frequencies and could read him like a mood ring. In many ways, he was a beacon onto which she could home.

Lydia understood also that she would not be the one to get between Serpina and Vlady, and that Pyare didn’t realize that he might. And considering their latest trek, she was beginning to wonder who was leading whom.

Chapter XXI

Lydia gladly shed the rough cloth of the burnoose when she was given the uniform of a Russair airship captain with the gold and red piping, the square billed cap and its glossy green visor. At least she no longer looked like a refugee, although the uniform was decidedly out of date, like much of the Russair operation. Out of his country togs and in his own Russair uniform, Pyare presented an impressive figure and looked the part of an airship pilot. She had given Vlady a quick lesson on the engine telegraph in the engine room. With Pyare at the helm, she would be free to respond as navigator, rigger, comm operator, and engineer if the need arose. Her crew on her Aerosud luxair, Oricono II, consisted of a minimum of fifty specialists, not counting the passenger attendants, and kitchen staff, but a small transport such as this usually operated with a dozen airshipmen. Serpin, the Doctor, and the poet would stay out of sight in the comm room in the keel until they had made it past the final monitoring station.

Until then they would have to wait for the acknowledgement from Serpina that the Russair ship had been delayed. And Etugouda had not stopped talking, jumping from topic to topic, like a flat stone skipping across a still pond. How he had landed in the Massif, escaping from the displeasure of the Spanish King’s family for a poem he had delivered to the Court. He had found himself penniless and at the mercy of the clans. They were descendants of Fourierists and fugitive Communards who mingled with the locals who were themselves much later descendants of persecuted Huguenots. It was a world outside the law of the Clockwork Commonwealth. They were missing a fool in their midst, he explained, someone who could utter the forbidden of what they all thought. As a poet, he was perfectly suited for the job. He had survived for the last five years on scraps and the generosity of the frequenters of the Lion & Bear, taking up residence in an abandoned shepherd’s stone shelter. His life at the Spanish court was another story. And he thought that he might never return to the normal world of hubris and ambition that his profession required.

“And when you three showed up, I understood that you were an omen, more than met the eye, and the passport out of my exile. But if you must know, it was fated that my friend Jean-Pierre and I should be reunited. It seems like a thousand seasons have passed since we were face to face, and the world has changed since then, drastically. Before I landed in the Spanish Court, I was travelling in the Americas with a group of aristo vagabonds from Greater London when we just barely missed the resumption of the Pan-Am war. The United Slave State Republics led by the Republic of Texas were making claims on Ultra Mezzistotec territory south of the Rio Grande, again, and of course the Bush Whacker Rebellion within their own member states. It wasn’t the only upheaval in the former United States and Territories. And now there is more trouble brewing, this time from the tribes of the Dakota Prairie Republic, if what Jean-Pierre is telling me is true, and I have no reason to doubt him. They’re claiming that since the central government in the District of Columbia is no longer a government entity, that the treaties they signed with the then United States almost two hundred years ago were no longer binding. It is understandable that they might want to leave territory devastated by black mold and the attendant anomalous weather for what they claim as their homeland. They are seeking the return of their lands from the southern Appalachians to the Mississippi. Needless to say the Republic of Tennessee Georgia, known to everyone as ROTNG, and its citizens have rejected the idea. I remember when this claim was first broached in their pleas for support from the Admiralty right after Pandem II and during a meeting of the newly formed Conglomeration Of Affiliated Nations of which the USSR was not a part”

The snake doctor looked directly at her and nodded gravely. It was time to spark up.

Lydia had had it with the self-inflated gasbag. She was in no mood to listen to prattle about current affairs or world history, especially when it was beginning to veer into speculation and conspiracy theories. She stared at the ceiling of the observation room at the rear of the gondola. Above her in their rigid shell were the gas bags she was concerned about. Unlike the older models that used hydrogen, this airship had been retrofitted with the less volatile biogen gas cells, standard for at least the last half century, if she remembered her history correctly. Biogen pellets were mixed with water at the base of the cells which caused the release of the biogas that inflated the biosilk envelopes. They had taken on enough ballast to mimic a laden transport, and the bug drives were primed to bring the H2O solution to a boil, and off-gassing the steam to spin the two outboard turbines that would propel the airship. The bug drives, as the engines were called, operated on Euler’s theoretical equation of a relation between the velocity, pressure and density of a moving fluid using a system based on the Rayleigh-Benard convection dynamic. Or so she remembered from Basic Aeronautics, a class that was guaranteed to put her to sleep, the drone of the lecturer’s voice that stupefying.

Etugouda’s voice was having a similar effect and she snapped her eyes open and shook her head. Now he was going on about the reason behind the first Black Mold Infestation, often referred to as BMI One or Pandem I, that had killed millions of people and devastated vast tract of the Northern Hemisphere.

“Many would like to place the blame on the Admiralty for the epidemic, the first one. I don’t directly believe that they were behind it, but they did capitalize on it to consolidate their power into the Clockwork Commonwealth. What was the cause of this poison that was sown into our soil, killing the plant life and its attendant biosystem? Historically we know that in the current era 1906 or Pax Victoriana Year 69, if you wish, the earth’s orbit passed through the tail of a gigantic comet, a flaming planetoid. The resultant diffusion of the meteoric matter through the aether sheathed the northern part of the globe with its alien presence, effacing the existing flora and fauna. Many believe that it was an invasion from another world that sought to extinguish us. Scientists, in what was then known as the Prussian Alliance, before it became a part of Greater London, developed a biocide that neutralized the black mold and stopped it’s advance. Unfortunately the solution had the unexpected side effect of being a petrophage, and before. . . .”

Now Lydia was in her history class at the Air Academy, another lecture course that had bored her to tears. She was about to counter what, to her, sounded like ICER propaganda when she noticed that Serpina had crossed the room to say something to Serre-Pain. The snake doctor looked directly at her and nodded gravely. It was time to spark up.


Next Time: Citily and the Republic of Corsardinia

Contents Vol. 4 No. 2

Welcome to Volume Four, Number Two of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

Dime Pulp debuts a new serial novel, Die Like A Man, by Thierry La Noque, in Volume 4, Number 2. It is a meta noir story of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding a brutal murder of the daughter of a prominent businessman and the attempts to cover it up and place the blame on someone else. Drugs and money are involved in this initial outing of La Noque’s wannabe private eye, Ray Philips. As well, Mark DuCharme’s gothic Carriers is quickly approaching its denouement. Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) continues her mission to fly an unauthorized dirigible to Djibouti in Phyllis round the world steampunk adventure,  Cheése Stands Alone. And in Just Coincidence, Wayne Bruce survives his ordeal in the Southern Sahara and emerges as a new man in Pierre Anton Taylor’s crimefighter drama. 

carriers vanMark DuCharme’s Carriers and it’s gothic air of  shadowy creatures who might just be the living dead is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite,  told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist. Taking place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city, dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read more in the latest installment of  Carriers, Episodes X-XII .

chase blurbFIPhyllis Huldarsdottir’s Cheése Stands Alone, the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) in the search for her anti-Clockwork Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more of Cheése Stands Alone in Episode XIII.

JCblurb1fiPierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence is about a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce who returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father.  The backstory to his emergence as a crimefighter is revealed in Just Coincidence, Interlude II

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Die Like A Man, a brand new serial novel by Thierry La Noque, is a meta noir story of a man who gives a friend a ride only to be pulled in deeper and deeper into the events surrounding the brutal murder of the daughter of a prominent businessman and the attempts to cover it up and place the blame on someone else. Ray Philips, a martial arts instructor, sometime event security, and bouncer working toward getting his private investigator’s license in a world where the private eye is quickly becoming an anachronism, is hired to find a missing husband, the famous crime novelist and infamous drunk, Stan Giordino by his petite pierced drug addicted wife, Stella. A stolen cache of drugs and money only complicates and implicates the wannabe detectives, and puts him over his head and his life in danger. Not to mention that his girlfriend, Cissy, is dying of cancer. The beginning to this meta noir begins here: Die Like A Man 1&2

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above. Dime Pulp Yearbook 23 will be available in early February ’24 as part of the annual archival review.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume 4, Number 2!

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant

 

 

 


Cheése Stands Alone XIII

by Phylis Huldarsdottir

Cast of Characters (Partial):

lcnew2Captain Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”), Airship Commander for Aerosud, a luxury liner airship company based out of São Paulo in the Empire of Brazil, who is searching for her father, Commodore Jack Cheése, an outlaw and antigovernmental rabble rouser.

jpserrepainProfessor Doctor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, who has abducted Lydia to get her to pilot an illegal unregistered airship to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republic) on a mission of mercy in exchange for helping her find her father.

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Serpina
, a young girl who serves as Serre-Pain’s assistant and snake handler and who is also a psychic Vessel. 

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Vlady
, an older bearlike man also in the employ of Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium and a traveling circus strongman Lydia recognizes from her past.


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Pyare
, a young man with dreams of being an airship pilot, and member of LBFDS (the League Bousculier Francaise Du Sud) helping Lydia and Serpina rendezvous with Serre-Pain and Vlady at an illegal airship.

nietzchehatEmile Etugouda, poet, philosopher, world traveler, raconteur, and general all around know-it-all whose memory of an ancient epic poem helped Lydia, Serpina, and Pyare cross the Massif and on to their rendezvous in Autre Lyons.

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Chief Inspector Karla Kola
, head of the IOTA squad charged with capturing Commodore Jack Cheése and Lydia’s nemesis and pursuer.

PAXVPax Victoriana, a period of peace imposed by the Clockwork Commonwealth and its enforcement arm, The Admiralty, dating from the beginning of Queen Victoria’s reign to the present for a total of 180 years which includes the TSR (Temporal Shift Realignment) of 56 PV (1893 AD) after which Commonwealth calendars where recalibrated to reflect Her Royal Majesty’s peaceful rule (following the devastation of the first Pandem and its resurgence 30 years later as Pandem II).


Chapter XVIII

Lydia had had enough. The old man, the poet Emile Etugouda was trying her patience. Not that she wasn’t thankful that he was helping them evade the clan militias by offering a shortcut to their destination, but he wouldn’t shut up. He talked about himself endlessly, the famous authors he knew, as well as his friends in high places. Lydia recognized some of the names he’d mentioned from the Emperor’s court in Rio Rio, but they were mostly from another era, her grandfather’s generation. She had never heard of the poets he mentioned, but that was no surprise. Even in her schooling, she had never been interested in the sentimental and fantastical, the frivolous. And for all she knew, what he was claiming could be a complete fiction.

The first instance that warned her of things to come was his forgetfulness. And since the trail they were following to get to Autre Lyons depended on his remembering of the epic poem, La Reccourci, a good memory was essential. They had traveled a couple of miles before Etugouda realized that they had taken a wrong turn because he had conflated “hair” with “lair of the Maiden” which was actually a detail from a completely different epic altogether. And from there they had veered off in another direction only to be confronted by a sheer wall of water at the top of the winding stream along whose banks they had trudged with increasing difficulty.

That was frustrating enough, but combined with his insistence on reading their auras and relating what the colors said about their personalities, it was grating on her nerves. Here they were desperate to reconnect with Professor Serre-Pain, and their guide, such as he was, wanted to play parlor games. He’d first fixed on Pyare as it was his suspicion he wished to allay, and because a male, make an ally.

“But enough about myself. How about you, my boy, what is your name? You seem to be the least out of place of your trio. Are you from these parts?”

“Pyare,” the young man spoke cautiously, “Pyare Aucarray. I grew up in the suburbs of Old Orleans. I worked in the fields in the valley, summers when I was going to school. We would often venture into the Massif to go hunting or swim in the streams.”

“Yes, yes, I sense that about you. Rugged orange, adventurous, with a hint of yellow to underscore your easygoing nature but also energetic red highlights. You are at peak spectrum. You have great potential and I would assume that you have many talents that are just waiting to be put to the test. Have you ever considered flying?”

Pyare looked askance as if he’d been asked a trick question. “How do you mean?”

“As an airship pilot, of course, you are just the caliber of man that would do well in the Navair trade.”

Pyare threw Lydia a triumphant look. “Exactly.”

Lydia suppressed her guffaw. “An airship pilot, imagine that,” she said at Serpina’s snigger. “Had we known, we could have flown to Autre Lyons instead of bumping into dead ends and following false nonexistent trails.”

Etugouda ignored her sarcasm and turned his attention to Serpina. “And what did you say your name was again?”

Serpina threw a glance at Lydia before answering. “I didn’t say, but it is Addy.”

“Yes, yes, Addy, there is something about you I can’t quite place.” The old poet ran a hand over his large mustache. “ There is a bit of the blue about you, a mysteriousness, a depth unfathomable, a spirituality. And a green that speaks of a garrulous nature. Also an underlying yellow, much like our young man here.” He smiled as Serpina’s cheeks pinked, and nodded, “As I suspected.”

When he looked at Lydia his eyebrows drew together and shaded his fierce discerning eyes. “But you, I cannot fathom. Your papers say your name is Odette Oday, if I heard correctly, and yet somehow that does not fit. And your credentials say you are a third class worker, but that is belied by your appearance and demeanor. As Conan at the Lion & Bear said, you are too shiny, and indeed you are. You radiate a dark red, almost purple, which mean you are not only determined but spontaneous, grounded but not easily cowed by convention. There are undulations of orange which I take to be of a cautious nature. As well some green around the edges that would indicate someone who is comfortable commanding others.”

Lydia returned the old poet’s gaze. There was a smugness about his pronouncements that galled her, something that she encountered mostly from men who were always in a hierarchal mode, like somehow they knew better or were better. Her boss and nemesis, Commodore Crenshaw, at Aerosud Headquarters, held a similar attitude toward her and the other female airship pilots. Airship commander was still a very much male dominated occupation. There was also something decidedly archaic about the old man, as if he belonged to another era. His clothing was a patchwork of styles, the tilted hat, the bulky scarf draped around his shoulders like a mantle of office, and the rough canvas jacket of many pockets, a faded blue. His trousers, patched at the knees, were cinched at the waist by a wide purple sash. The cuffs, turned up at the ankles, offered a glimpse of dark gnarled toes shod in sandals. A sturdy staff in one hand and the dark satchel slung over the other shoulder marked someone long experienced in travelling afoot.

“Your assessments of our personalities are entertaining and diverting, Monsieur Etugouda, but so far we seem to be taking one step forward and two steps back, and you have not brought us any closer to Autre Lyons. As for the palette of colors you ascribed to me, their combination would not be the most complimentary. Are you saying my aura is muddy?”

“Again, your wit distinguishes you from who you appear to be,” the old poet chortled, “And you are right to be skeptical. Your impatience is understandable but not entirely correct.” He pointed to the water cascading down the side of the gorge. “This waterfall is the Maiden’s hair of the poem. The next verse instructs us to push the hair aside to speak into her ear and ask for her protection and guidance.”

Lydia glanced up at the roaring falls and then at Etugouda as if to say, “and just how are we going to do that?”

Serpina had gone ahead. “I think I see a path up to the ledge above.” She was pointing up the sheer incline. “There, up there to the left, there seems to be a gap!” she insisted.

“A gap,” the poet smiled mischievously, “Something like an ear, perhaps? An orifice?”

Lydia followed where Serpina’s finger was pointing. “How are we going to get up there? We’re not mountain goats.”

Pyare proved that that he was true to his colors, energetic and adventuresome, by ducking through the underbrush to the base of the escarpment. The others, followed with Lydia bringing up the rear.

As if a natural feature of the landscape, a faintly discernable narrow track ran up the face of the cliff at an oblique angle. “Ah,” Etigouda exclaimed, “the nape of her neck will lead you to the lobe of her ear, as the poems says!”

Pyare had already started climbing cautiously, placing a tenuous hold on the craggy face of the sheer cliff and a careful foot on the narrow jutting edge. Once around a slight bend, the path appeared less treacherous although the roaring fall of water and the mist it raised was daunting enough. Wrapped in a cloak, Serpina’s lithe young frame seemed not to be troubled by the narrowness of the path. Etugouda glanced over his shoulder at Lydia before starting up. Lydia’s eyes traveled the path mapping its contours to the shaded terminus near the top of the falls. She looked at her feet as if willing them to begin their ascent. I’m an airship commander, she thought to herself, why am I spending so much time on the ground. She was out of her element. She needed to be in the air. 

 

Chapter XIX

Lydia stood alone, off to one side of her companions, and gazed across the valley and at the air traffic in the sky above it. She was looking at the north south commercial air corridor up from Autre Lyons. Dirigibles, rigs and semi rigs, private silrigs as the Self-Inflatable Long Range Gliders were known, and even a few solid shell low altitude maneuverable dirigibles called flitters, usually in the service of the authorities, flecked the horizon like so many large dark birds. Lydia felt pangs of longing at the sight of them. She had not been at the helm of an airship in almost a month. A strong wind pushed the tall grass of the hillside where she was standing and tugged at the edges of her burnoose. South, she assumed was the direction of Autre Lyons.

The epic poem had been right she had to grudgingly admit. And she’d been prepared to give Etugouda his due but for the fact that he was too busy expounding on facets of the poem and how it reflected the geography far more ancient than the poem itself. And that this path had been used by humans and animals for tens of thousands of years to travel across the Massif to the valley below which was why water nymphs figure so prominently in the ancient local folklore because they were recognized as the source of life and regeneration. And on and on like a man in love with what he was saying, he kept up his chatter even in the roar of the waterfall as they passed under it and on up a narrow cleft to the crest of the ridge and the grassy rolling hills below. Or maybe their guide had known of the shortcut all along and the epic poem was merely a fanciful charade. That had yet to be determined.

At the forefront of Lydia’s thinking was how to make their way to the urban center and what to do once they got there. They were all in the same mess, it was no longer just about her flight from the scrutiny of IOTA to a safe refuge in Rio Rio and the court of the Empire of Brazil. She would honor her agreement with the snake doctor and pilot his clandestine airship to Djibouti and the capitol of ICER conspiracists. The other pressing concern was her hunger. That was proving to be a big distraction. And did nothing to improve her humor.

In the distance among a cluster of trees at the edge of the grass fields, the angled arrangement of earthen roof tiles was discernable. A dwelling would indicate that some kind of road or thoroughfare might be nearby. Serpina was already making her way down the slope in that direction and Lydia naturally fell in behind her. The grass slapped against her thighs and she stumbled over the loose uneven ground. She glanced back at Pyare whose strides soon overtook her and brought him up beside Serpina. Etugouda struggled with the descent, one hand holding his hat in place, his satchel slung over his shoulder bouncing on his hip, staff a third leg.

Lydia scramble up a little rise in the hillside at the top of which Pyare and Serpina had stopped. Below them was a double rut leading down. In the distance she heard faintly what sounded like a steam engine accompanied by the sound of machinery. Etugouda’s labored breathing made her turn and extend her hand to grasped his and pull him up. His moustache widened in a smile reflected in the twinkle of his eyes. “Not so muddy,” he rasped as he reached the top.

Already Serpina was following the dusty rut, moving determinedly, almost possessed, Pyare on her heels with a concerned frown. Lydia had little choice but to chase after them, leaving the old man to make his own way down. At one point beneath an arc of oaks, the road opened into a wide obviously well-traveled stretch. Serpina increased her pace to a steady jog, her mouth set in grim determination, eyes intent on the road ahead, a hound on a scent. She was oblivious to Etugouda’s entreaties to wait or Pyare’s alarmed appeals that she tell him why or what she was doing. At the sight of a bend in the road ahead, the young girl started a sprint, the flounce of her long skirt held high so as to not impede her speed.

Lydia picked up her pace to a run, matching her stride to Pyare’s. She rounded the bend at his shoulder. Ahead she could see Serpina racing toward an antique six legged steam beetle attached to a large wagon. Two figures were standing next to the multilegged contraption from the pre-Pandem II years, the exhaust stack sending up little gray puffs of smoke. Serpina extended her arms as she reached them.

And Lydia laughed, stopping in her tracks to catch her breath. She recognized the two men, one tall and lanky, and the other, bear-like, stocky and wide. It was Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain and Vlady. And as she followed Serpina up to them, she caught Vlady’s wide grin. She had so much to talk to him about, so many questions. If only he could talk. The Professor’s kind eyes smiled at her, at her relief and exhilaration.

She turned as the old poet, gasping and wheezing, came up behind her. The look on his face was one of complete astonishment, an expression she would have never expected from the old claven, as know-it-alls are often called. She heard Serre-Pain announce his own surprise, “Emile Etugouda?” To which their guide replied, “Serre-Pain, I should have known.”


Next Time: Flight Of The Long Bird

Contents Vol. 4 No. 1

Welcome to Volume Four, Number One of Dime Pulp,
A Serial Pulp Fiction Magazine

van3The new year at Dime Pulp begins with the return of Carriers by Mark DuCharme and it’s gothic air of  shadowy creatures who might just be the living dead. Carriers is a vampire novella with touches of black comedy and satirical bite, and is told from the perspective of its unreliable narrator and protagonist, Johnny. It takes place during a “plague” that has been going on for two years in an unnamed city. Dead bodies litter the streets, hallways, and homes. A corpse disposal company hires people like Johnny to transport them to a facility at the edge of town with the very important stipulation that the bodies be delivered there before sundown. No one ever says why. Read more in the latest installment of  Carriers, Episodes VIII-IX .

Also returning to the start Volume 4 off on the right foot are Dime Pulp regular authors Pierre Anton Taylor and Phyllis Huldarsdottir  with Phyllis’s steampunk adventure,  and Perre’s crimefighter fiction, Just Coincidence.

lcnew2Phyllis Huldarsdottir returns  with Cheése Stands Alone, the continuing adventures of Airship Commander Lydia Cheése (pronounced “Chase”) in the search for her anti-Clockwork Commonwealth renegade father, Commodore Jack, with the help Doctor Professor Jean-Pierre Serre-Pain, proprietor the Madame Ophelia’s Ophidiarium, a traveling snake show, and his associates, former circus strongman, Vlady, and Serpina, the snake girl. On the run from IOTA (the Investigative Office of The Admiralty), she has narrowly escapes capture by her nemesis, Chief Inspector Karla Kola, in Oldest Orleans, and now with the help of a young wannabe airship pilot, Pyare, must traverse the Central Massif to rendezvous with Serre-Pain and the dirigible that will take them on a mercy mission to HOAR (the Horn Of Africa Republics), base for the anti-Commonwealth ICERS. Read more of Cheése Stands Alone in Episode XII.

Batman-Logo-121Pierre Anton Taylor’s dark crimefighting serial, Just Coincidence is about a privileged young man with the unremarkable name of Wayne Bruce who returns to the site where his father once had his business, a battery manufacturing plant, and where he often spent his childhood days hanging around the factory and the neighborhood. His return is haunted by the mysterious circumstances surrounding his father’s death and the vague feeling that his uncle is somehow involved. Appalled by the poverty and crime of the place he remembers fondly, he is moved to resolve the injustice of the socially marginalized and to wreak vengeance on those he believes are responsible for the death of his father.  The backstory to his emergence as a crimefighter is revealed in Just Coincidence, Interlude I

dime dropFIAlso returning for the 2024 inaugural issue is Dropping A Dime, the editor’s pithy commentary on pulp fiction, this time asking the vital question What Is It About Poets and Pulp? 

FYI: Available for readers of Dime Pulp who may have missed a few issues or lost the thread of a serial,  Dime Pulp Yearbook 21, featuring the novels (The Last Resort and Better Than Dead) and the short fiction (Hard Boiled Myth and Gone Missing) of Volume One’s 12 issues,  is joined by Dime Pulp Yearbook 22, featuring the complete pulp Western, On The Road To Las Cruces, continuing episodes of  a detective story, Better Than Dead, the opening chapters of new serial novels, Just Coincidence and Cheése Stands Alone, the short fiction of Hard Boiled Myth and Polka Dot Dress, as well as Dropping A Dime’s pithy pulp observations.  Volume Two’s 10 issues are available for perusal in their entirety by simply clicking on the links in this paragraph or on the menu bar above. Dime Pulp Yearbook 23 will be available in early February ’24 as part of the annual archival review.

If you’ve made it this far, click  on the links above to read the entertaining  serial contents of Volume 4, Number 1!

 —Perry O’Dickle, chief scribe
and word accountant